definately not many bees in a trenchcoat

20~ part-time author, full-time shit poster

[londonsboy]

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[theghostiedyke]

[samwisethewitch]

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

[samwisethewitch]

The fact that I did not mention abortion anywhere in this post, yet the replies and reblogs are filled with Christians trying to “well actually” me and/or resorting to anti-choice insults is… telling, to say the least.

[samwisethewitch]

So you agree? Current US laws banning abortion are based on the religious convictions of a select few?

[sorta-spaced-out]

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

[sorta-spaced-out]

[wonderlustbastard]

happy birthday to the only things ever

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

[bees-buzzy-blog]

Hey.

[falseinnocencereturns]

[gaycism]

op's redemption arc was nice though

[papapuffv2-deactivated20220628]

This was a nice progression of character development

[headspace-hotel]

Growth!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zerosocialskillz]

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

[thefallenbibliophilequote]

Happy 22/2/22 day!

[niuniente]

Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.

[eveningcolor]

two of them twosday rb for two of them on twosday

[ohnoitsgk]

Some teaser art for my object show Objectjon! I’ll be posting the updated logo for Objection soon and a voice actor casting call will go up some time soon after on this account and on my Instagram (@/greenkibble) and twitter (@/gk_cubed)

Reblogs very appreciated :^)

[greatlordfluffernutter]

okay but the real question is why did a blog that just makes the same post over and over again with slightly altered images you can make in like 1 minute tops need like 12 different mods and a discord to communicate between them and why did they all hate eachother like this really seems like the most avoidable drama in existence its like a fireman dousing himself in gasoline before entering a burning building

[telltaletypist]

urfavisunfuckable mods discussing whether blorbo from shows is fuckable

[morionette413]

this is one of the funnier posts i've seen about this but as a former mod here's the actual explanation:

1. the posts themselves usually took about 3-4 minutes to make, with most of the time being trying to find transparent or good quality pics of the character. i know it doesnt sound like much time, but we often got loads of requests at once. i once got 60 requests with the inbox open for five minutes, so it took me a few hours to get all of them done. 2. rhys wanted us to post A Lot. originally, he had the queue set to 48 times a day. he eventually let us reduce that to 36 a day, and then once more to 24 a day. he would get frustrated with us if the queue was low or empty, but he almost never did requests himself, saying he was like our manager. i ended up queueing some posts during my finals weeks because i didnt want to disappoint rhys. (side note: some of us mods had a joke that this was our jobs bc it took up a lot of our time, but rhys actually was making money off of the redbubble that he made for the blog, money that was never shared with us.) 3. we didnt hate each other. im in a gc with all the mods except rhys and jack and we're all friends! for most of our time on the blog, things were good between all of us. the reason this all went public is because ruby had had enough of rhys' continued abusive behavior (none of the rest of us had known about the details of the previous callout about rhys, as he downplayed it and didnt like to discuss it)

[telltaletypist]

wait that mf was actually making money off that shit???

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

the unfuckable blog was a pyramid scheme ?????

[teapartyasian]

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

[cacen]

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

[smattenhove]

smad.

[samirows-blog]

there are two types of people

[itmepercy-deactivated20161220]

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[frostedpuffs]

This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.

I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....

ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They're super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They're just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.

How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like "that thing is gonna kill me"? U can't. Is babie.

[filmnoirsbian]

Like sorry but I don't subscribe to the "everyone is shitty and humanity is inherently cruel" mentality even if that makes me a "naive hippie" lol. Yes throughout history and into today human beings have done and are doing terrible things and yes our society as we know it is held in place by dozens of oppressive and cruel structures. But individually there have always been and will always be people fighting against those structures for the betterment of others. So you can go ahead and be a "realist" if you want but who exactly are you helping? How are you helping to dismantle what you claim to hate? This mentality is a cowardly one at its foundation because if humanity is supposedly inherently bad, it isn't worth saving, which conveniently lets you off the hook.

[caliconim]

Okay, that's it, it's the last

I love this fandom so much

[devouringyourson]

[larvitarr]

[seite]

and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years

[sindri42]

No no, you don’t get it. Jesse and James are the absolute best there is at their jobs, but they have no idea what their jobs are.

They think that they’re thieves, agents of an elite criminal group led by Giovanni, stealing rare pokemon and advanced technology and such. And there might have been a time this actually was their jobs. In the first season or two, they frequently get angry phone calls about how they’ve fucked everything up, or get their expense account cut off because they have literally never turned a profit on their criminal enterprises and constantly procure and then lose/destroy expensive and elaborate devices.

But then the world came within a hair’s breadth of being destroyed, several times, and Jesse, James, and their weird cat rescued everybody. As terrible as they’ve always been at criminal endeavors of any kind, when the apocalypse approaches and they’re forced to step up, they’re really fucking good at saving the day.

And Giovanni is over here like… if the planet is destroyed, or time/space becomes unrecognizable, or civilization collapses, there’s no way for me to run a profitable criminal enterprise anymore. I need this planet, because it’s where I keep all my stuff. And I don’t pretend to understand the why of it, but these couple of bumbling nutcases that I should have fired years ago seem to be an important component of that? Somehow? So you gotta stop thinking about them in terms of acquisitions and start considering them… loss prevention. As in, even if you waste a million dollars a month on giant cat-faced robots and a vast array of fancy ball gowns and they never turn a profit, they are preventing all of your assets from going away at the same time because of something you can’t do anything about.

And that’s the great secret behind Team Rocket. These guys aren’t thieves, they’re professional superheroes (sponsored by organized crime). Of course, nobody ever bothered to tell them that.

[edgar-allan-possum]

“To protect the world from devastation…”

[atopfourthwall]

Plus, as is frequently pointed out: Jesse and James are good at every other job EXCEPT Team Rocket. They’re actually smart businesspeople and run successful food and merchandise stands and are great salespeople. Hell, even in Team Rocket situations where they’re not chasing after Pikachu they’ve done better. It’s just their Achilles Heel is one damn OP rodent.

[computationalcalculator]

Pikachu Proximity Intelligence Chart

[hyperdragon97]

I thought this post couldn’t get better

I WAS SO WRONG

[alfairy]

“The Madrigals shouldn’t have gotten their magic back at the end of the movie—“

NO!!!!!!!!!! I’m tired of fantasy movies ending with “and then the magic went away forever and everything was normal.” Banish that trope, it’s bad. Let things be magical and fun. Also the magic was never the problem to begin with! It was the family’s growing pressure and them not talking it out to one another!

[wildsurvival]

[first-son-of-finwe]

Because it’s happened to us on a trek, if you see abandoned clothes, stop and search for anyone nearby. Late-stage hypotherima causes a thing called paradoxical undressing where the person feels too hot and starts taking their clothes off.