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professor-cinnamon-roll

So… that shirt tho. :DDDDDDD

sexxaesthetics

someone else: hey are you okay?

me, internally: nah i’m really sad and i feel like i’m slowly descending into the void

me, externally: yeah i’m fine i’m just tired :-)

mawok

Some daring driving on both their parts

trans-sub-stantiation

if you kiss my neck from behind, We’re Fucking and u gotta be aware of this

moomyclam

Morty you got - you gotta play the drums, Morty you gotta *burp* you gotta play em and march with the rest of the guys

rickandmortyc137

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE FOR THIS POST

professor-cinnamon-roll

A part two from my pic before. But this time in Rick’s Garage.

Also:

Human AU peridot

and jasper

annnnnd Lapis lazuli

It confuses me so much when ppl are like “finally a trans positive porn blog!! There are none!!”

like clearly you haven’t been looking hard enough cause I’m following s o many

kjkljlkkllklkll

@outofbodyboy YES I do have recs, these are just kinda off the top of my head so if u have a trans friendly porn blog (run by a trans person) feel free to add on!! These are just some of the ppl I follow/know but there are definitely many more out there

@pretty-mlm

@unaturaldeath

@torturemachine

@softfaun

@liltittiesfatbelly

@grossnsfw

@fckmouth

@transpuppyprinxe

@trans-mommy

@coyfuck

@s0fttouch

@kinkytcockboy

@cuntboyhoneys

@cuntboy666

@cummunisttheory

like i said these are just off the top of my head and i know there are a lot of trans ppl with porn blogs who follow me that I didnt mention SO if you run a nsfw blog and are trans/nb and wanna add ur name, OR if u just wanna show some love to the trans porn blog community feel free to rb !!

rytfujgkuhhgmjgh

made an abuse shipper bingo for anyone out there who’d like to use it!

beta-19

cough

rickandmorty

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND PUT IT IN THIS BACKPACK.

Only available on the Rick Mobile. www.rickmobile.com

nowyoukno

fangirling-so-hard-rn

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q)

doctormemelordmd

Yeah but have you seen this

stultiloquentia

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

warwyrd-deactivated20170724

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

reallymisscoffee

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

ruggie-bucchis

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

avianawareness

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.

odpixel

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

lilith-knight

Best birbs !!

221cbakerstreet

your son is Beautiful and Strong

solitarelee

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

randomtaleaday

@nentuaby - More birbfriends

asymbina

BIRBS Seriously though: crows have been known to mimic common phone alert sounds & rings just to fuck with people walking through Central Park.

schwubadub

Y'know, with the way the show continuously emphasizes the fact that rick and morty’s relationship is toxic and abusive as hell, never sugar coating it, the fact that people ship them together so blatantly and aggressively is just fucking insulting at this point

I grew up dealing with a family relationship like the one morty has With rick on the show and the way people romanticize it and make morty into a character thats totally A-okay with being treated like shit, even when his character is canonically becoming stronger and more fed up with ricks bs…. it just, god I’m getting really fucking sick of it all

And then people are like “infinite universes” or “justin ships it too” and yeah i know, but there’s a big difference between Justin fucking with people on twitter, something being canon thanks to a technicality, and going out of your way to romanticize and make fan art of a child being in a sexual relationship with his abusive grandfather

Like whatever, i can’t stop you, but use your fucking head when people tell you your fanart and genuine enjoyment of an incredibly disgusting ship makes them uncomfortable

Realize that it’s YOUR JOB to be understanding and open to compromise, not theirs

beta-19

^^^^^^ THIS THIS THIS THIS THIIIISSSSSS

schwubadub

@spinetrick @beta-19 some off model draws of your oc LOB, i just wanted to draw that freaky eyeball, also i had started to draw them eating something then remembered they didn’t have a traditional mouth and had to adjust lol…. anway, lob discovered funyuns, and yes that is a “LOBster” on his shirt

beta-19

This is amazing XDDD <3 Lob’s a part of @stanchez-sloppy-seconds ‘ story too! :D (That mouth is hysterical <333)