ALBONDIGAS

[lynxandcake]

Yeah, the himym ending was kind of disappointing but isn't that the point? Throughout the nine seasons we've been handed a fuck-ton of life lessons, hundreds of them. But the most important one was embedded in the ending. Life's a bitch. Things are going to be dissapointing at times and it's going to be pretty shitty at times. I thank himym for teaching me that.

[failurepersonified]

me when i steal ur bitch 

[lynxandcake]

This is fantastic

[trulytroye]

it’s this man’s fault i can’t walk.

fml.

fml.

fML

[lynxandcake]

brilliant

[newcontinent]

Is it OK for me to choose Quidditch for the physical section of my Duke of Edinburgh?

[lynxandcake]

Pretty accurate

[fantasyfriends]

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, KG KT PC OM GBE AC ONZ QSO GCL CC CMM PC(Can) AdC(P):  “XBox One.  What a fucking joke!”

Prince Charles, Prince of Wales,  KG KT PC AK OM GCB QSO  GCL SOM AdC(P): “Pardon?”

D of E: “No backwards compatibility. They are a barrel of cocks down there at Microsoft.  How are Liz and I supposed to play Battlefield 3? “

This made my day

[natgeofound]

A view of the grand white castle of Schloss Neushwanstein in Germany, 1925. Photograph by Hans Hildenbrand, National Geographic

[lynxandcake]

#hogwarts

[architectureland]

Photography by Thorsten Schnorrbusch

[lynxandcake]

[lynxandcake]

Good names for things

penis: crotch rocket

Astronomers: skyentists 

toast: burny bread

bread: un-burny bread

[detectiveinspectorgoldfish-deac]

So about 5 years ago I had a big clear-out of my room and put all my beanie babies in a big bag to go in the loft, only I couldn’t find one of my favourites - a ghost.

Anyway I was reading on my bed today, feet against the headboard when I look up and…

What the…?!

5 fucking years!!!!

[izzysfood]

[lynxandcake]

Someone really fucked up at not calling a penis a crotch rocket