Tim: So, I have to tell you guys something.
Dick: You know you can tell us everything, we're your family.
Jason, under his breath: That's not the reaction I get whenever I make a big announcement at a family meeting.
Damian: Tt, that's because your announcements always involve explosions and mayhem. Don't worry Drake, whatever news you have will be too boring for any of us to care anyway.
Bruce, already tired: Please Tim, go on. What do you have to tell us?
Tim: Okay, so...I'm dating a boy. And I'm bi.
Dick: That's awesome! I'm so happy for you, Timmy.
Damian: I'm only surprised you found someone stupid enough to date you, but I can't say I didn't see that other part coming.
Jason: Gotta agree with the gremlin here. But also, good on you for finally taking that next step Timbers.
Bruce: I'm very proud of you for telling us son.
Tim: Oh, great. That went easier than I'd expected.
Bruce: Well, this is a family full of detectives and you weren't exactly subtle before. Clark and I had matching shirts made ages ago, now we can finally wear them.
Bruce: You know, those I'm proud of my gay son shirts. Though I guess I should change it to bi now.
Tim: Why would you and Clark wear those?
Damian: Because you and the clone are finally together after years of disgusting pining. Keep up, Drake.
Dick: They weren't disgusting, Dami, don't say that. Annoyingly oblivious, maybe, but also really, really cute.
Jason: So when's Kon coming over? I've had a nice talk involving some Kryptonite bullets and a shovel prepared for this very special occasion for ages.
Everyone: Oh god Tim, what did you do???