that time when carey thought magnus was hitting on her and she was like “you’re not my……. cup of tea” and mag was like “i know you’re gay” and made her a ring
it ended on episode 69, which is the sex number
lup was looking after her dumbass brother and the first thing she did when she could talk to him was kinkshame him
angus mcdonald, boy detective
the moon base, home to the bureau of balance and also fantasy costco and the chug n squeeze
the form of transport between the planet and the not-really-the-moon moon is cannons
the lack of description of garfield the deals warlock, leading to most fanart of him being garfield the cat
when lup made the umbra staff, which justin knew would become an icon of his character, taako made fun of her for looking like a clown
lup is arguably the coolest character and she’s trans
boyland’s 400 sons and 13 daughters and unknown number of wives and husbands
the big enemy is basically vore
team sweet flips, which is 2 lesbians and a robot who is also probably lesbian
merle has completely forgotten that kravitz was responsible for the loss of his arm and continues to blame magnus
magnus eating the philosopher’s stone
everyone just assumed that the reason tres horny boiz could resist the relics was bc they were dumb as hell
they almost always refuse to take anything seriously, but when they are serious… oh boy
klarg just wants to drink tea with taako
characters such as tom bodett (who is every citizen of rockport), della reese (a powerful angel), and clint mcelroy (the embezzling janitor)
taako wore a skirt and the other boys kept trying to make it a Man Skirt™ but justin was like “no dudes it’s just a skirt”
merle switched gods and clint immediately forgot who his previous god was
“taako went on a date with death” “[you hear a very familiar voice that makes you so happy but you don’t know why] is it kravitz?” “you’re dating the grim reaper??” “i love you, taako” “i saw my boyfriend” “my boyfriend is death”
the way the boys get so invested in the npcs
all of the antagonists are so good (magic brian, jenkins, sloane, kravitz, the purple worm, lydia & edward, john hunger) (actually fuck lydia & edward. jenkins also is kinda shitty. of course the hunger isn’t great exactly. but yeah magic b, sloane, krav, and that bigass worm are all wonderful and gay)
the ipre, aka nasa but with wizards
griffin’s elevator fetish
it’s me, taako. you know, from tv?
taako’s relationship with paloma. his disappointment when he was tryin to talk about baking and she was like “uhhhhhhhhhhhhh scone magic”. him calling her the oldest woman he had ever seen.
the cleric never heals anyone but damn he can make people tell the truth
