Lyrical's Chair

Just one chair. That's all you get. Rest are mine, suckers. F31

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[isuggesttherianthropy]

I have a suggestion

[7dmom]

ould you love me if I was a worse person who bit others

[catonhottinroof-deactivated2023]

Sidney Herbert Sime (1865 – 1941) 

Moth Time

[witch-of-agnesi]

[beemovieerotica]

most braindead fanbase on planet earth lmao

[knight-of-ashes]

So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.

[beemovieerotica]

oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity

[pocket-deer-belly]

this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it

[themainspoon]

NEW HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!

[maripapercat]

I have a pluey

[paulkleefishmagic]

The evil demons of mammon may rule this earth but they can never take away our substance use our music or our birdwatching

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[lycosouris]

NOW we're talking

[lycosouris]

Another one to see it eat

[fairycosmos]

yessssss shame your past self for surviving the only way you knew how to at the time 😍😍😍

[heedra]

really losing my patience for any 'feminist' statement to the tune of 'we need feminism because women fill a fundamentally different and necessary role than men and will be better at doing x y or z'. like actually i think we need feminism because it is an unbearable death of the spirit by inches to exist in a world where you are not seen as a fully realized human being because of a single cultural determination, and because a world that enshrines such things creates systems that are fundamentally sick to the core

[beedsm5]

getting a goodjob from a girl with huge affirmations

[flork-of-cows-official]

Ahh... yeah...

(,,>﹏<,,)

HARDER OINK DADDY!!! Smack me with the other side of your hand! I've been soooo naughty <3

[jackalopescruff]

sorry ma'am your son was drafted to the amazing digital service and was killed in action

[tmg-lyrics-daily]

companionship is where you find it, so I take what I can get

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[ominous-signs]

Sign I saw near a beach in California a few years ago.