Touhou 18 (The Princess Who Slays Dragon Kings)
—English fanlyrics—
Carbon-crushin’, treasure-huntin’, gold-extractin’, excavating…
Heavy-duty demolition, that’s what I call entertaining!
Dealin’ out the cards, until the gamble leaves ya empty-handed.
Thought you’d be the king, here comes an ace of spades to leave ya stranded!
Everybody’s hoppin’ on the goodie-grabbin’ bandwagon.
Just remember, I’m the one with dibs on the delicious dragon!
(Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! …)
Watch me hit the motherlode! An axe in hand, it’s time to dance.
Welcome to the underworld, where crawly low-lives have their chance!
Once I get that sparkle in my eye, I know I’m in the zone.
This here token’s taken, so ya better go and get your own!
Spendin’ endless energy to gather up a tasty ore.
Keep it rough and unrefined the whole way down the molten core!
In the mine’s a mindless maze, with walls to break at every bend.
If you’re really crafty, you might even make it to the end!
Big nuggets! A dish with diamonds in it!
I take my pick, and I can harvest the prize! Win it!
Get crackin’! Destroy a mile a minute…
‘Cause I’m addicted to a poisonous taste!!
Some strike out, and some will strike a big hit.
For me, it’s somethin’ I do just 'cause I can! Dig it!
Plow harder! Rip out the stops, and rig it!
Who freakin’ cares about what’s goin’ to waste!?
Here’s a nifty trick to take it easy in a nice and rough way:
As they say it, eat and don’t be eaten. Dig in to the buffet!
Maybe there was plenty food already on my plate before now…
But with even higher stakes, well, ain’t this even better somehow?
Shinies all around are ripe and waitin’ under lock and chain.
Start the engine runnin’, and there’s nothin’ left to block the train!
What’s the point of pilin’ stock without no cold hard treats to show?
Best enjoy the appetizers now before they come and go!
(Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! …)
Tears and sweat of all the players chasin’ that ethereal dream.
Think it’s stinkin’ now? It’s just the curtains of a nasty scheme.
Keep it goin’, grind the gravel, everybody knows the drill.
Guzzle up the fuel, and ride the high to feel the lowest thrill!
Teeth a hundred sinkin’ in, and hands a hundred in the pot.
Don’t go buggin’ out! The swarm is comin’, ready set or not.
Got no time to read the cryptic signs that point to damn and doom.
Mandibles a-waterin’, and all I want is to CONSUME!
Big nuggets! A dish with diamonds in it!
I take my pick, and I can harvest the prize! Win it!
Get crackin’! Destroy a mile a minute…
'Cause I’m addicted to a poisonous taste!!
Some strike out, and some will strike a big hit.
For me, it’s somethin’ I do just 'cause I can! Dig it!
Plow harder! Rip out the stops, and rig it!
Who freakin’ cares about what’s goin’ to waste!?
Big hustle! 'Cause one invites another!
Let’s dig the world into a bottomless hole, brother!
More power to burn, and air to smother!
Just keep on wrecking till there’s nothin’ to save!!
Let’s tussle! A rise, a fall, a riot!
The hype is free, but there are suckers who still buy it!
Y'all comin’ to reap the haul? Just try it!
Who freakin’ knows when this whole tunnel will cave!?