Tachy & Tricks

My love can be bought in quantities of chocolate.

[pansoph]

tbh sometimes u just gotta let me be dramatic. bcos i Will get over it! but let me be dramatic first.

[lyricsandchocolate]

10 year old me: who are you

me now: im you but im allowed to say fuck

[lyricsandchocolate]

my meals in the summer

breakfast: 1pm

dinner: 7pm

more food:11pm

midnight snack: 2am

[dumbgay]

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

[captainharlock]

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

[pterick]

i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice

[4soy-deactivated20161208]

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

[potato]

thats none of your business

[gifsboom]

[thecommonchick]

😢

[yourthoughtsspace-deactivated20]

boy oh boy could I use a hot steamy cup of Mental Stability™

[maximummightyx]

JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE I MADE MY NAME ON MY COMP “DICK BUTT” IVE BEEN MAILING MY PROFESSORS PAPERS AUTHORED BY DICK BUTT FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS

FUCK MY LIFE

[twitterlols]

[lifeonmyknees-deactivated201212]

[ihaveringworm-deactivated202005]

you 👏 can 👏 kayak 👏 and 👏 still 👏 be 👏 scene 👏

[laughoutloud-club]

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

Too soon

[mathematicallygay]

it has been 7 and a half centuries

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

when will people realize that my opinions are facts

[devincastro]

[ideal-dish-evolved-deactivated2]

This always makes me well up.