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[Semi-Selective/Private] Indie Multi-Muse Grey Warden OC blog [Muse and Mun 21+] [Multi-Muse/Multi-Verse/OC/Multi-ship/Crossover-Friendly] [Companion verses available]

[startersofroleplay]

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

[gardenofmemeden]

Who else LOVES Pre-Established Relationships?

Some people can be awkward when it comes to first-meeting rps.

Send 🤗 if you want to talk pre-established relation ships with me! It can be enemies, friends, lovers, whatever!

[memes-musings-rp-blog]

Send ‘Kiss’ + a number to kiss my muse...

…in the rain.

…in the house they just bought.

…on the nose.

…against a wall.

…before going to sleep.

…to wake them up.

…french.

…in their neck.

…on their forehead.

…on the cheek.

…out of happiness.

…to thank them.

…drunk.

…to suprise/confuse them.

…because you missed them.

…to comfort them.

…to stop them from rambling.

…angry.

…crying.

…as a dare.

…for the first time.

…to tell them you like them.

[pcrseverance-aa-deactivated2021]

Send ‘Kiss please’ and a number for my muse to kiss yours.

[ellanasha-lavellan-blog]

What nickname(s)/pet name(s) does your muse have for mine?

[lyriumgriffons-blog1]

❝ I can’t believe I allowed the two of you to get me drunk. ❞

“It’s a party, you’re allowed to get drunk at a party provided there’s someone sober to take you home,” someone no doubt being Matthias, “And to be fair, you aren’t totally shit-faced.”  Not yet, but luckily her cousin was watching her intake... and making sure the others buzzing around her were discouraged from trying anything.

[unanchxred-blog]

Send one for party banter from:

♡ — my muse and yours ♢ — my muse and another character ( asker’s choice )  ♤ — my muse in a specific location ( asker’s choice ) ♧ — my muse about a specific event ( asker’s choice )

[lyriumgriffons-blog1]

;; Car buying/selling tip of the day: no, you can't cash a bank draft. No, you still can't cash it if you take it to a bank to cash it.

[glamrpmemes]

★*ﾟ‘ﾟ･The Mummy (1999)

❝ What are you doing here? ❞ ❝ You must go. Save yourself. Only you can resurrect me. ❞ ❝ By eating the sacred scarabs, I would be cursed to stay alive forever. And by eating me, they were cursed just the same. ❞ ❝ I knew this was gonna be a lousy day. ❞ ❝ Personally, I would like to surrender. Why can we not just surrender? ❞ ❝ Then let’s run away. Right now. While we can still make it. ❞ ❝ Now gimme your revolver, you’ll never use it anyway. ❞ ❝ Let’s play dead, huh? Nobody ever does that anymore. ❞ ❝ What are ya doing?! Wait up! ❞ ❝ I’m gonna get you for this! ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, it was an accident. ❞ ❝ Have you no respect for the dead? ❞ ❝ Where did you get this? ❞ ❝ Two questions. Who the hell is Seti the First? And was he rich? ❞ ❝ As the Americans would say: it’s all fairy tales and hokum. ❞ ❝ I’m sure it was a fake, anyway. ❞ ❝ You lied to me! ❞ ❝ I lie to everybody, what makes you so special? ❞ ❝ And what is he in prison for? ❞ ❝ He said… he was just looking for a good time. ❞ ❝ What did you find? What did you see? ❞ ❝ Get me the hell outta here. ❞ ❝ I will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life. ❞ ❝ Yeah, I’d like ya to let me go. ❞ ❝ Then we will kill her, we will kill her and all those with her. ❞ ❝ For all the money we’re paying you, something better god-damned well be under that sand. ❞ ❝ Do you really think he’ll show up? ❞ ❝ Personally, I think he’s filthy, rude and a complete scoundrel. I don’t like him one bit. ❞ ❝ I have come to protect my investment, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ I only gamble with my life, never my money. ❞ ❝ What makes you so confident, sir? ❞ ❝ Sorry, didn’t mean to scare ya. ❞ ❝ Still angry that I kissed ya, huh? ❞ ❝ The last time I was at that place everybody I was with died.  ❞ ❝ By the way,… why did you kiss me? ❞ ❝ You always did have more balls than brains. ❞ ❝ Can you swim? ❞ ❝ Americans. ❞ ❝ I can’t believe the price of these fleabags. ❞ ❝ All night you snored!  ❞ ❝ What in bloody hell is this? ❞ ❝ Ah, begging your pardon, but shouldn’t we be going? ❞ ❝ You boys owe me five hundred dollars. ❞ ❝ Where’d all these camels come from? ❞ ❝ That thing gives me the creeps. ❞ ❝ What are those mirrors for? ❞ ❝ Who cares? I don’t see no treasure. ❞ ❝ You’re welcome to my share of the spider webs. ❞ ❝ Mummies, my good son, this is where they made the mummies. ❞ ❝ Ya scared the bejeezus out of us. ❞ ❝ I’ve had worse. ❞ ❝ Let’s be nice, children, if we’re going to play together, we must learn to share. ❞ ❝And when those dirty Yanks go to sleep – No offence. ❞ ❝ We’ll sneak up and steal that book right out from under them. ❞ ❝ What do you suppose killed him? ❞ ❝ I believe if I can see it and I  can touch it, then it’s real. That’s what I believe. ❞ ❝ Why do you like to fight so much? ❞ ❝ LEAVE THIS PLACE!… LEAVE THIS PLACE DIE! ❞ ❝ For them to protect it like this, you just know there’s got to be treasure down there. ❞ ❝ …I am a librarian! ❞ ❝ I can’t believe I allowed the two of you to get me drunk. ❞ ❝ You dream about dead guys? ❞ ❝ Stupid superstitious bastard. ❞ ❝ Oh my god, he was buried alive. ❞ ❝ What are you going to do? Shoot him? ❞ ❝ Did you see that!? Grasshoppers! Billions of grasshoppers! ❞ ❝ That’s one of the plagues, right? The grasshopper plague! ❞ ❝ Oh thank goodness, you’re one of the Americans, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ RUN, YOU SONS-A-BITCHES! RUUUUN! ❞ ❝ Help me,… please,… help me. ❞ ❝ No mortal weapons can kill this creature. He is not of this world. ❞ ❝ You left me! You left me in the desert to rot. ❞ ❝ Sweet Jesus! That tasted just like,…like… ❞ ❝ You saved me from the undead. For this, I shall make you immortal. ❞ ❝ There’s only one person I know who can possibly give us some answers. ❞ ❝ And you think this justifies killing innocent people!? ❞ ❝ Okay, let’s cut to the chase. He’s afraid of cats, what’s that about? ❞ ❝ The hell with that! I’m not goin’ nowhere! We’re safe here. ❞ ❝ What friend? You’re my only friend. ❞ ❝ What are you looking for? Lie, and I’ll slit your throat. ❞ ❝ Something about bringing his dead girly-friend back to life. He needs the book… ❞ ❝ Ya know, ever since I met you, my luck has been for crap. ❞ ❝ The hell with this. I’m goin, downstairs to get me a drink. You want somethin’? ❞ ❝ Yeah, get me a glass of bourbon, a shot of bourbon and a bourbon chaser. ❞ ❝ Jealous? You kiddin’ me? Did you see that guy’s face? ❞ ❝ Is it dangerous? ❞ ❝ Save the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy and steal his treasure. ❞ ❝ You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself, always get their comeuppance. ❞ ❝ From now on, don’t touch anything. Not a damn thing. Keep your hands off the furniture, got it? ❞ ❝ He wants your heart and your brain, your liver, your kidneys… ❞ ❝ I never killed a priest before. ❞ ❝ Kill them! Kill them all! And bring me the Book Of The Living! ❞ ❝ This just keeps gettin, better and better. ❞ ❝ Death is only the beginning. ❞ ❝ Well,… I guess we go home empty handed. ❞

[crossedwiires-blog]

if we have a ship together chances are i want twenty with you and if we don’t have a ship together chances are i still want twenty with you so

[travelersofthedas-blog]

Open RP: Reville

[lyriumgriffons-blog1]

“You’re welcome to try talking to him,” Kieran sighed, reaching over to hand the man a glass of water. “Have you ever tried telling Hawke not to do something? It’s like waving a red flag in front of an angry druffalo. I can’t talk him out of things once he’s got his mind set on it and I’m related to the man.” He took a drink of the glass before him, “And you ought not to talk about Orlesian superiority complexes when you’re not exactly doing the Empire proud yourself.”

[travelersofthedas-blog]

“I never once pretended that the Orlesian Empire wasn’t founded on the principles of theocratic and xenophobic stupidity,” Reville responded calmly, “Or that the Chantry and Andrastian faith as a whole weren’t a tool of Imperial conquest - personally I think the world would be a better place if Kordillus Drakon I had never had a chance  at taking over the known world - the Game and the stupid masks and the gaudy fashion senses are bad enough, but I have yet to meet a member of Empress Celene’s court who doesn’t think he’s the Maker’s Chosen, destined to bring the Empire to new heights and all that,” he sipped his ‘hangover cure’ - a wine glass full of whisky - before continuing, “Much as I’m proud of many things that people of my homeland have accomplished, world conquest and the enslavement of entire peoples is not one of them - that and the next time someone tries to say that the Montclaire name has been sullied by Ferelden blood I will personally see to it that they and their entire family are wiped off the face of the earth. I may not like the Game but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to play,” it was a known fact among those who Reville worked with that he would not tolerate anyone speaking ill of his sister and her son - Josephine had had to clear up a recent issue with a visiting Orlesian who ‘mysteriously disappeared’ after sneering in Gisella’s direction. He was found nearly a month after his visit was meant to have ended by Inquisition scouts, having lost most of his wits and with only a loincloth and that ridiculous mask to protect his honour.

[lyriumgriffons-blog1]

Kieran listened quietly until he tuned out most of the other man's lecture about why the Orlesians were the most jumped-up pretentious arsewipes on the face of Thedas. He'd spent a good chunk of his life in Ferelden, and he'd sympathized with Teyrn Loghain's mistrust of the Orlesian Wardens (as helpful as their presence might have been to a young Warden with no idea what he was doing). "I never said anything about your family name being sullied by Fereldan blood. I'm just implying that it doesn't look good for an ambassador regardless of national origin to be seen drinking himself into a stupor every night. Drink some water, you'll dehydrate otherwise." The healer mage in him was coming out, what a bother.

[travelersofthedas-blog]

Open RP: Reville

[lyriumgriffons-blog1]

"You're welcome to try talking to him," Kieran sighed, reaching over to hand the man a glass of water. "Have you ever tried telling Hawke not to do something? It's like waving a red flag in front of an angry druffalo. I can't talk him out of things once he's got his mind set on it and I'm related to the man." He took a drink of the glass before him, "And you ought not to talk about Orlesian superiority complexes when you're not exactly doing the Empire proud yourself."

[lyriumgriffons-blog1]

♣

[txt: Caitiedyd] HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA[txt: Caitiedyd] im not drunk but im cryings[txt: Caitiedyd] why is ht singind abour tony danze

[greyeyedgriffin]

[Text: Kieran]: It’s not about Tony Danza. The line is “tiny dancer”. And I’m afraid you are, in fact, drunk.

[lyriumgriffons-blog1]

[txt: Caitiedyd] liar [txt: Caitiedyd] um not deunk [txt: Caitiedyd] u kno culleb? I ate his nopdle cosuins

[greyeyedgriffin]

[Text: Kieran]: Link to: A-Z Lyrics - Elton John - Tiny Dancer

[Text: Kieran]: Um. WHAT?!

[lyriumgriffons-blog1]

[txt: Caitiedyd] u r ruining my childhoods1 [txt: Caitiedyd] ramen is soooooo good yum yum noodles

[lyriumgriffons-blog1]

;; pro tip: If ever you need to order anything from Pier 1, its worth going to the store and ordering from their in-store pc. You get free shipping on ALL orders no matter how much or how little you order. (caveat: this does not work for stuff that's in-home delivery only. You're better off ordering it into the store bc the in-home delivery is hella expensive unless you don't want to fuss with putting it together yourself)

[travelersofthedas-blog]

Open RP: Reville

“Please tell me there’s a good explanation for the number of Mabari running around the castle this early…”

“I’m rather too hungover for that amount of noise,”

[lyriumgriffons-blog1]

"It's called 'The Champion of Kirkwall is Fereldan and wanted all the Mabari', he rescued a bunch of dogs from a Lowtown gang. They got loose last night and the guard's trying to round them all up," stranger things had happened in Kirkwall. Kieran didn't know who wanted to kill Hawke more, him or Guard-Captain Aveline.

[sp00pypunkins]

Also because I assume everyone is like 16 reblog with your age in the tags?

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[boundbytheblood-archive]

@lyriumgriffons

“Are you and my dog arguing again? I don’t know what it is with you two.”

[lyriumgriffons-blog1]

“I caught him rooting through my things... again.  Can’t you get him to behave?”