Lysander Black's Bad Ideas

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[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

[softstraydog]

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

[verdictvelvet]

fucker! we wanted to trek those

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet

[jennyholzertruisms1977]

[foreskinnty]

I gently sponge Gay Tom Hardy down

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

fucka you

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

basard

[cat-faces]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[stinkybreath]

[theconcealedweapon]

[sexhaver]

it's impossible to write cyberpunk fiction any more

[giggibaloggio]

bug lite

[edgebug]

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

[edgebug]

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

[unpeeled-human]

is this something. is it anything at this point

[thememedaddy]

[lunchboxpoems]

CHEN CHEN

[prokopetz]

Today's aesthetic: YA media where being a monster or having gross super powers or whatnot initially appears to be a blunt allegory for having some very specific flavour of neurodivergence, like literally a textbook presentation, but as it goes on it becomes increasingly obvious that the writer doesn't realise this.

[prokopetz]

Guy who's unknowingly been living with unmedicated bipolar disorder for 33 years voice: "It's a metaphor for puberty."

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*wakes up, opens phone* and pray tell what horrors have you brought me today

[the-haiku-bot]

*wakes up, opens phone*

and pray tell what horrors have

you brought me today

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.