alyssa @lyssa1999 - Tumblr Blog

Don't care where the hell you been 'Cause now you're mine It's 'bout to be the sleepless night You've been dreaming of The fate of Ophelia

sayspeaknow

bloodbending

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

laughingfish

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

deadmutati0n

poetical-irony

chaotic neutral

sandandglass

sharkshavebeenknowntosneeze

This show holds up. Ironically Sabrina is the least interesting part of the show for me now.

constantcaturday

My gf’s cat, Potato. The SPCA said her fur was really matted when they got her. The day she brought her home and 5 months later. From french fry to tator tot.

princesstigerbelle

A precious floofin

religiouslips

this is really how i’m about to be looking

keybladesoras

They can’t understand you.

No but they know what I’m feeling.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

LOOK AT THIS GENTLE HERD OF DINOSAUR LETTUCE

asymbina

PROTECT THEM

thisiselliz

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

thisiselliz

I thought it was just memes

iamwizz

meanplastic

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

thelovelybones124-deactivated20

This isn’t even an exaggeration

queenfaithmarie

This🙄🙄🙄

toocooltobehipster

3 year old death grip!

theslayprint

omfg

urulokid

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”