hard to forget

lyssa lumos. castle kid. daughter of lumiere and fifi. younger sister of leverett. friend to a thousand voices inside my head. enemy to all those who are afraid to dream. eighteen years young. auradon state university freshman. daydreamer. storyteller. destined to live forever in the pages of a book. the girl behind the scenes. fencing team. yearbook committee. school newspaper editor-in-chief. timpani player. astronomy club.

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TEXT 🌸 LYSSTER

Scooter: What if mike was short for micycle?

Scooter: Actually don’t answer that.

Scooter: I saw all these flowers blooming today while I was boarding today and they made me think of you, so I wanted to text you! But then I thought saying that would make me sound kind of lame so I was trying to go for funny instead? But looking back that looks even LAMER? Sorry!!!

Lyssa: You never know! There might be some Mike out there who's full name is Micycle instead of Michael! Or it could be an alternate word for unicycle, the prefix mi is singular in nature so it could be a singular wheel and yeah! I did not do a good job of not answering that, I'm sorry!

Lyssa: You don't ever have to be sorry for wanting to text me! You could say just about anything and I'd be happy to see your name pop up. I really like random questions, though. And flowers! And knowing you think about me when I'm not around, because I definitely do that about you when you're not there 😊

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TEXT 🧠 LYSSCEY

Lacey J: Bestie brain check in time! Whats seven times eight and how long is a mile and who invented peanut butter?

Lyssa: This was the first thing I saw when I woke up from a long drooly nap, and gosh, it took me entirely too long to remember.

Lyssa: I mean, 56 was right there, and so was Marcellus Gilmore Edson, but what unit of measurement do you want the mile in? Am I saying 1600 meters or 5,280 feet or 1,760 yards?

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text 💬 lyssabella

Lyssa: And for today's weird writing prompt: "Dunno. My heart says “no”, my brain says “maybe” and my dick says “YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!”

Lyssa: I really need to turn off the anonymous feature on my writing blog, people wouldn't send this stuff if they knew I knew who they were, would they?

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text 💬 vissa

Lyssa: I am literally ashamed of what I would do for a Klondike bar.

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text 💬 squeaksa

Lyssa: I just finished watching Alice in Wonderland for the third time in a row. I’m starting it again. I’m eating cocoa puffs. I’m a grown woman. If you’re ever feeling down about yourself, just remember that you could be me

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text 💬 lyles

Lyssa: "After we hooked up, his roommate shouted “I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO” from across the apartment"

Lyssa: I know I told my blog's followers that they could send me any creative writing prompt they wanted but WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? Eep!

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text 💬 lumoses

Lyssa: Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me.

Lyssa: Just kidding, you had a great college experience, but still! Who am I supposed to ask for advice when I want to try these things for myself? Isn't this what big brothers are for?

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text 💬 lala girls

Lyssa: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

Lyssa: Literally all you asked for was beans and jalapenos. I think he was more like a devil instead for agreeing to that!

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Text || Byssa

Bianca: I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes

Lyssa: Hmm, I think you'd have to use the icing for that; if you put it in the batter, the alcohol cooks out in the oven, doesn't it?

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[addisonpendragon]

SEND 💬 FOR A RANDOMLY GENERATED TEXT!

(Or tbh, if you have a specific one you want, just send the number)

[text] I’ll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

[text] on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left 

[text] just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart 

[text] I’m a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i’ll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I’m sorry but i just can’t let you beat me at mario kart 

[text] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? 

[text] o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket 

[text] Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we’re going. Hope there is candy. 

[text] Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from 

[text] I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

[text] He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.

[text] After we hooked up, his roommate shouted “I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO” from across the apartment 

[text] Someone said we’re out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying ‘but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk. 

[text] You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house. 

[text] Get out of your relationship and into my pants. 

[text] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4. 

[text] You made out with both twins? Ten points to you! 

[text] This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower. 

[text] I slept awesome next to you. You’re like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with. 

[text] The ticket read “Found nude in a tree" 

 [text] I think i sorta joined a cult last night 

[text] I’m still laying in bed cuz I don’t feel like adulting yet 

[text] At McDonald’s last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP." 

[text] Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer. 

[text] Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.

[text] The only thing the cop asked me is….. "how are you still alive”?

[text] Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late

[text] Let’s go get coffee and handcuffs.

[text] Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I’d say the sex was good

[text] I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy

[text] I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

[text] 75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.

[text] You think you’re funny, but you’re just an asshole.

[text] I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels

[text] I wish things were different.

[text] I told you I’d ride your broomstick if you let me call you Harry Potter and you drew a lightning bolt on your forehead.

[text] I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.

[text] Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I’m not sure she gets me anymore. 

[text] I don’t have patience for riddles.

[text] Dunno. My heart says “no”, my brain says “maybe” and my dick says “YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!”

[text] We had sex and he ended up in the hospital… don’t know if I should be worried or proud.

[text] Just tell me what’s wrong !

[text] I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.

[text] … so it’s a date ?

[text] Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can’t decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking 

[text]  just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life

[text] I should have told you first, I’m sorry.

[text] You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you 

[text] why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room?? 

[text]  did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen? 

[text] I don’t understand…

[text] If I had a penis, I’d want to put it in you. And I’d treat you with respect and pay for your drinks. 

[text] You had to apologize for “being too aggressive about harry potter”

 [text] You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without.

[text] Every morning I wake up with a sad face because I know it is the start of one more day without you.

[text] I just fell off a roof. So I’m kinda chillin for a minute. 

[text] I’m 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas

[text] You cried at the bar for 30 minutes because you got your arm stuck in your sweater. You got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped you.  

[text] Why are my keys in the refrigerator?  

[text] Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn’t know where he is.

[text] You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. “Look I’m Harry Potter.”

[text] Mom just told me I need to start having sex.

[text] I’d help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I’m still drunk

[text] YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don’t think she’s going to call you.

[text] And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever… And I’ve seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo’s David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.

[text] It’s not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.

[text] Stop making me think about you. I’m busy. 

[text] You saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus.

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jello wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask[

text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. 

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[ text ]: i just sold my soul.

[ text ]: last night was…interesting.

[ text ]: i am not jealous.

[ text ]: we should get a puppy!

[ text ]: your name in my phone is asshole.

[ text ]: your head is too far up your ass.

[ text ]: i wanna be on tv.

[ text ]: i guess my company doesn’t interest you anymore.

[ text ]: so that’s your type huh?

[ text ]: something’s not right.

[TEXT]: We’re bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway…ur missing out

[TEXT]: I’m sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[TEXT]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[TEXT]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[TEXT]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[TEXT]: I still don’t know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[TEXT]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don’t know what 89% of them were.

[TEXT]: Come over. Bring weed. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.[

[TEXT]: I want my tombstone to read “making poor life decisions since 1993”[

[TEXT]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[TEXT]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[TEXT]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[TEXT]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[TEXT]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[TEXT]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don’t have to wear a bra with my dress

[TEXT]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[TEXT]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[TEXT]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one

[TEXT]: That’s a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[TEXT]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there’s that

[TEXT]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I’m not pregnant

[TEXT]: I wouldn’t know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[TEXT]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

[text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese

[text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?”

[text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

[text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.

[text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.

[text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.

[text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife.

[text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.

[text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.

[text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One.

[text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

[text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

[text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

[text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me

[text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings.

[text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.

[text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine

[text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.

[text] When was the last time you wore pants?

[text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.

[text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time

[text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.

[text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition?

[text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist?

[text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention

[text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin.

[text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes

[text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.

[text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy

[text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster

[text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on

[text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant

[text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat

[text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?

[text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out

[text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game

[text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire.

[text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.

[text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.

[text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.

[text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable.

[text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos”

[text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you

[text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style.

[text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.

[text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

[text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

[text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.

[text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.

[text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

[text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed

[text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.

[text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

[text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

.[text] You yelled at the kitchen sponge and asked for the Krabby Patty secret formula. I’m pretty sure you were drunk.

[text] I just finished watching Alice in Wonderland for the third time in a row. I’m starting it again. I’m eating cocoa puffs. I’m a grown man. If you’re ever feeling down about yourself, just remember that you could be me.

[text] The last time I heard someone say ‘YOLO,’ I ended up getting arrested for pole dancing in the middle of a shopping mall. Too soon.

[text] I caught him masturbating to the Mario Bros. theme song. I’m marrying him.

[text] FUCK. FUCK. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T USE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. IT’S NOT SAFE.

[text] You told them the TV just grew wings, unbolted itself from the window and threw itself at the ground, and then started to cry because you believed your own story and thought it committed suicide. I’m pretty sure the police were justified in drug testing you.

[text] I am literally ashamed of what I would do for a Klondike bar

[text] Don’t worry, if we end up getting chased by a murderer, we’ll just split up. Whoever he runs after, sucks for them. That means you’ve got like, at least a 50% chance of survival if you come camping.

Sources: x, x, x, x, x, x, x.

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@lysslumos @malbfaery @margovasilovich @marykatehood @nadiadecordoba @novafitzherbert @oaklynnoaken @racheladale @robbshood @sumskellington

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Lacey J and Louise

@laceyjean and @louiselefou are the loves of my life. I know LJ loves to act tough and scary, but I promise you, you’ll never find two people who are lovelier, more caring, smarter, or more loyal. I honestly couldn’t say enough good things about them? If I spent forever trying to write out how much they mean to me, I still wouldn’t have enough time to get it right.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

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Scooter

You know how you just see @scooterpendragon from far away and he seems like the most magnetic and warm and sweet and silly and beautiful person you could possibly imagine? Well, it turns out that when you get to know him and you’re not just seeing him from far away, you’re seeing him from up close, you realize those things aren’t just you imagining it, and that he really is that wonderful.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

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TEXT 💤 LYSSOL

Sol: I'd say "that is silly!" because you ARE smart and competent and indeed pretty but I've been told enough times that I'm all of those things and I still say "no" when approached with them so maybe it's just the way some people are?

Lyssa: [read]

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louiselefou​:

I shall try not to go too far too fast then, because I already ship it so much! You’ve liked Scooter for a good long while now and he’s just as amazing as you would’ve wanted him to be and he seems to really appreciate you which is like, what more could you possibly want, right? But oh, being a muse sounds so romantic! I have no idea what Myles is thinking about it but if you want to know, asking is probably the fastest way! I can totally believe that you’re a muse though, you’re so incredibly pretty and interesting and talented and special, if I were an artist I’m sure I’d be inspired whenever I was around you! Yay for a vibe reader improving! I guess it has to improve once you input more data, right? Like how the Tiktok algorithm guesses what you like best once you’ve been on it for a while. Do you think you can teach vibe reading?

Thank you! I usually get so carried away with things but it would be so sad to get carried away and scare him off right when I finally feel like I’m getting to spend time around him! He really is the cutest, though. You’d assume that a guy like that couldn’t possibly be as perfect as he seems, but so far, Scooter really, really is. And... no, I think I’ll leave it to wondering on the Myles front. My brain’s always going to be wondering about something, I may as well leave myself one mystery. Besides, if I know the answer, I might learn too much and end up feeling guilty, and well... I’m selfish sometimes, okay? I just want to enjoy things as they are right now, with two really wonderful boys paying attention to me, without having to ruin it yet. Hmmm! I don’t know if I can teach it, but you seem to be pretty good at reading vibes lately yourself, from what I can tell! After all, someone went out of their way to win your Valentine’s basket to show how serious they are with their interest in you and only you. How did that go? We’ve talked surprisingly little about that day!

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TEXT 📚 LYRMY

Squirmy: One of my classes just assigned a "video essay" book report? And I wanted an honest opinion, so, do you think using my dummy instead of me doing the report would be seen as extra creative? Or as disrespectful?

Lyssa: Hmmm, I think it depends on what the book is? If it tied into the book somehow it would be an amazing addition! Or even if it didn't, if you played it in a way that was fun - like you presenting one POV and your dummy presenting a competing POV - then it could be really cool, too!

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love triangles in books versus love triangles in real life

Um... so far, they seem like they’re a lot less dramatic in real life than they are in books and tv shows? But maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part. The one thing I’ll say, though, is that I have a lot more sympathy for characters who find themselves stuck in the middle and paralyzed, not knowing how to choose! People can be really amazing; just because viewers are seeing one thing and think there’s a definite right answer doesn’t mean that characters are seeing the full picture. They’re just seeing two really amazing but really different people who both make them really happy in different ways, and it’s not always obvious which happiness is the right one, the one that’s going to last, you know? 

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"