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@lyvinzyith
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canāt stop loving
medieval art
who could forget such classics as
Fish with Human Feet, Disgruntled that Life on Land sucks Just as much as it did In Water
Nuns Enjoying Their Yearly Harvest
A moknkey doing That Thing whilst Hedgehog looks on
Forlorn Cat with Vulva plays Mandolin
Them
Queen Cheats on Husband with Weird Serpent Man
and my favorite
Derrick You Leave your Sister Alone she is Your Family Now
Itās Just a Flesh Wound
Man Is Weirdly Unimpressed by Thirteen-Armed Woman
Dude, Put Some Fucking Hose On!!!
This Guy
supervillains fucking hateĀ fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck thereās a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit
When one seems completely non-mutated and theyāre like
@melazertyiop
And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.
Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.
Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankindās struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.
And letās not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now heās next to Wolverine and kicking your ass.Ā
The only constant is Wolverine.
There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.
Normal Game Bug: enemies get infinite health and it eventually causes the game to crash
Dwarf Fortress Bug: new exercise mechanics unintentionally allow river trout to get super buff when swimming against the tide, to the point that they can now walk on land and beat anything they see up.
Just gonna include some of my favourite Dwarf Fortress patch notes and bugs over the years:
Fixed a bug where animals could rent rooms
Fixed bug with animals picking out clothes to wear
Fixed bug with mules shitting luggage
Cleaned up the bear situation
Babies no longer start strapped with a knife
Added cat butchery
Fixed problem with undead passing out from strangling
Made the corpses of small animals that die out of water stop teleporting
Made dwarves care if you melt down their masterpieces
Stopped soldiers from going to parties
Added mouths
Added an aperture flag that stops mouths from being gouged out
Fixed bug where all the local rock turned into sky whenever migrant groups were created anywhere in the world
Made semimegabeasts get along better with their cave friends
Fixed a problem with blood hanging in the air
Stopped elves from being pleased with unethical trades
Stopped children and babies from joining you on your adventures
Allowed dwarves to get married
Made thieves and their support groups respect each other
Stopped booze food from melting, even though it probably should
Made dungeon masters happy with their cloaks and boots again
Made all undead respectful of one another
Fixed problem with the king coming early and not actually showing up
Stopped aerial births
Stopped looping dwarves from constantly trying out gloves and boots when they should just pick one and go
Alligators have hair and other unintended attributes
Rain kills everything it lands on
Dwarves given their choice of weapons will choose ones too big to use
Humans in Farming houses are naked
Tigerman does not have ears
Blind cave bears have front toes on both front and rear feet
Magma crabs drown in magma
Serpent Men can Kick
ALL primates have front and back legs (with accompanying feet), no arms or hands, yet have fingers, somewhere
Undead cat can adopt dwarf
Vampires who have been scouts brag about murders they committed while scouting
Undead dwarf contracted were-chameleon curse
Animal breeding is prevented if animals arenāt āwilling to marryā
Frozen in time; no way to re-enter time continuum
Incorrect use of āwhomā in elf.txt
Nonlethal fall onto upright spike causes unreasonably high skill gain
Dwarfs refuse to use picks after unforbidding said picks while traders are present with their own picks
Giraffe is trainable for war
All animals are described as āGiganticā
Last time i played DF there was a known issue where female soldiers would charge into battle with their babies strapped to their chest, and go berserk when their child was inevitably wounded
Itās my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like āI got extra fries with my meal, gay rightsā or an enby is like āwow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the moviesā or a bi dude is like āfinally found a plant that wonāt die, queer rights I guess.ā Like that is the funniest shit I donāt care.
Even better than its negative counterpart, āitās raining, this is homophobic,ā or āreal transphobia is that I canāt get past this level.ā
This is like a reflex for me at this point I love it
this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen
Important context: theyāre married to each other.
person: sheā
me: itās he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificateā
me: yeah, it also says ā 8lbs, 6 oz ā ā a lot has changed over the years
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I know Iām following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash
@setepenre-set
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St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, February 13, 1909Ā
things required to be a boy:
knowledge of how to jump off a moving train
things not required to be a boy:
a penis
this literally reads like the only reason they misgendered him was because of the train incident
favorite presidential kid? probably alice roosevelt.
-her mother died two days after she was born and on the same day her maternal grandmother also died. teddy was so sad that he left his newborn daughter with his sister anna for two years and could never bring himself to say his wifeās name so alice who was named after her mother had to be called āleeā, her middle name.
-when teddy remarried, aliceās stepmom edith made it clear that she thought aliceās mom had been beautiful but dumb. when aliceās parents couldnāt handle her anymore, they sent her to her aunt annaās. according to alice, āIf auntie Bye had been a man,Ā sheĀ would have been presidentā. alice claimed to feel one-sixth as loved as her five half-siblings.
-then alice got polio which at the time could kill, not to mention cripple. her stepmom put her through anĀ uncompromising regimen of nightly forced wearing of torturous leg braces and shoes, which left alice with no trace of the disability and able toĀ run up stairs and touch her nose with her toe well into her 80s.
-aliceās dad and stepmom tried to send her to a conservative girlsā school but alice wrote home, āIf you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I willā.
-when teddy became president in 1901, alice became an instant celebrity and fashion icon at age 17. she did scandalous things like smoking cigarettes in public, riding in cars with men, staying out late partying, keeping a pet snake (called emily spinach) in the white house, and placing bets with a bookie.Ā
-she even had a color - alice blue - and a song - alice blue gown - named after her. the press called her princess alice.
-during an imperial cruise to japan, alice jumped into a pool fully dressed and coaxed a congressman in to join her.
-one time a white house visitor commented on aliceās frequent interruptions in the oval office, usually with political advice. after the third interruption, teddy explained, āI can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do bothā.
-in february 1906, alice married congressman nicholas longworth and was the social event of the season. it was attended by more than a thousand guests and thousands gathered outside hoping for a glance of princess alice. she wore a blue wedding dress and cut the wedding cake with a sword.
-alice publicly supported her dadās 1912 presidential candidate while her husband supported president taft. alice appeared on stage in her husbandās own district with her dadās vp candidate. longworth lost by 105 votes and alice joked that she was worth at least 100 votes (meaning she was the reason he lost).
-aliceās campaign against her husband caused a friction in their marriage and longworth was known to be carrying on many affairs. it was also generally accepted knowledge in dc that alice had a long, ongoing affair with senator william borah, who by aliceās own admission was the father of her daughter, paulina. alice had a wicked sense of humor and had initially wanted to name her daughter deborah (as in de Borah).
-after the death of her daughter paulina in 1957, alice fought for and won custody of her granddaughter joanna.Ā
-in the 1950s, aliceās health began to fail her and she broke a hip. she also discovered she was suffering from breast cancer and had to have two mastectomies. in 1960, alice was diagnosed with emphysema.Ā
-alice was also a champion of rights for african-americans. one day, in 1965, aliceās african-american chauffeur and good friend, turner, was driving her to an appointment. turner pulled out in front of a taxi and the driver yelled at him, āWhat do you think youāre doing, you black bastard?ā turner stayed calm but alice told the taxi driver, āHeās taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!ā
-after many years of ill health, alice died of emphysema and pneumonia at age 96, outliving all five of her younger half-siblings.
-her most famous quote was, āIf you havenāt got anything good to say about anybody, come sit next to meā.Ā
-when senator joseph mccarthy joked at a party, āHereās my blind date. I am going to call you Aliceā, she replied, āSenator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may notā.Ā
-she told president lyndon b. johnson that she wore wide-brimmed hats so he couldnāt kiss her.
-when a kkk member dressed in full costume asked her to trust his word, she said, āI never trust a man under sheetsā.
so in summary, alice roosevelt longworth was badass.
this is her:
hereās little alice
more of teen/young adult alice
alice with her daughter paulina
alice as a grand old lady
I was thinking what if Hobbits adopted a human baby but they thought it was a hobbit baby and they were like heās the fuckin tallest hobbit there ever was and no one tells him heās human so he just thinks heās a fuckin strong ass hobbit then I realized thatās the fuckin plot of the movie Elf you dumb fucking idiot
Why must you all mock me
Iām going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girlās number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, āI just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. Iāll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.ā
Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.
If anyone ever does this to me Iāll call them out on being a con artist.
Jokeās on you, buddy. Thatāll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.
But then eventually, Iāll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, Iāll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police canāt figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.
Because Iām a slutty motorcycle ghost, and whoās gonnaā stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops canāt become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. Itās basic math.
Moral of the story, donāt be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.
First of all, donāt you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.
And second, where did I say Iād be lonely? Iād be a ghost on a motorcycle. Thatās the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldnāt bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.
honestly, the best example of the mandela effect is the line hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, becuase i could have SWORN that it was part of canon. before i got into starkid i somehow knew that line, and swear that i read it in the goblet of fire or on pottermore or something, but iāve read through everything possible and its just not there. ever.
there is this girl in my chorus class, and shes like a really weird harry potter purist, who at the mention of avpm told me that it ruined both harry potter and musicals (i donāt know either), and she refused to watch a minute of it. but when i said i was a hufflepuff what was the first thing she said?
HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS
I asked about it, and she told me she swore she read it in one of the books. when i told her it wasnāt, she was completely shocked and googled the line, and was shook when all that came up was avpm stuff. she told me she had never seen the gif before either.
in conclusion, everyone managed to learn this line and no one knows what happened. thank you for coming to my TED talk
Tessa Thompson Says Valkyrie Would Spoon Captain Marvel, Thor
#this woman speaks to us on a spiritual level
when girls like horses we call them āhorse girlsā and mock them for their bond with giant nightmare leg-finger creatures
but if boys like horses we call them āfuture cowboysā and ārugged outdoors menā
Iām just saying, Iāve met a lot more horse girls than horse boys so when the dystopic breakdown of society hits us, itās not going to be roving bands of young men on horseback (they donāt know how to ride, they havenāt B O N D ED)
it will be Kelly from elementary school and her band of fifty midwest girls in pink cowgirl boots who have come for your resources