mondong

if you're reading this you're either amc angelica or m or i really adore you and your blog

[tropiks]

[huffpost]

Dude’s Texts Are Exactly What Not To Do When A Woman Cancels A Date

Words like “overreacting” and “psycho” don’t help.

[sexxxisbeautiful]

oh dear god

this is like every terrible text a woman has ever received all rolled up into one person.

[soundoflaughter85-deactivated20]

A horrific train wreck. & I felt like I was in it reading that.

[onlyblackgirl]

I got pink eye reading this.

[lastfm]

hewwo….??? *looks around frightened*

[disneyjuniorofficial]

*i silently cock my gun from behind a bush and get ready to pull the trigger*

[majima-is-a-powerbottom]

I feel so validated right now

[cherubxfawn]

Reasons why your sign sucks

Aries: over competitive, self centered Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious Cancer: manipulative and moody Leo: attention whores Virgo: judgey and super boring Libra: literally will never shut up Scorpio: rude af Sagittarius: in your face and over the top Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers) Pisces: cry babies

[honeybottledrip]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[boringangel]

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[wizardjpeg]

who is my tallest follower

[probablybard]

Hi wizard, I’m 6'3"

[wizardjpeg]

okay. you’re blocked

[wizardjpeg]

now who is my tallest follower

[mxnrique]

People reacting to Kesha’s high note

[coaztal]

This note literally defined my life

[yungpunk666]

Kesha is fucking EVERYONE up right now! You betta!

[oldslskenandore-deactivated2018]

Kesha hit THAT note and we ALL just dropped

[buttplugger6969]

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[ven0moth]

did u see this i thought u shud see this abherjkejrtkrtynrtjk

[dekutree]

[sexhaver]

im in physical pain

[cisnowflake]

This is the worst thing my eyes have ever been set upon.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

*sticks my bare booty out the sheets to tempt the demon hiding in the corner every night*

[galoslio]

do you accept criticism? 

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

no

[stolentweets]

[writing-prompt-s]

You come to the realization that the tall metal fences surrounding the orphanage aren’t made to keep the children safe from the public, but to keep the public safe from what’s inside.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

a child

[foosili]

Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….