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historical padlocks are just great

the town crier finds me sleeping on my doorstep bc drunk me last night couldn’t open the lock on my door and announces my buffoonery to the whole square

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superwhiff

GET IT WHITE BOY

fatsoupy

it’s white boy wednesday

shutyourmoustache

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dick: so you think joker will be invited to harley and ivy's wedding?

bruce: he'll be there. in spirit if nothing else.

harley 24 hrs ago: so we're gonna have a clown pinata, one for the adults an' one for the kiddies, so EVERYONE gets a chance ta beat the shit outta a clown

bruce sipping a margarita while he flicks through a bridal magazine: nice

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leaving your room when people are over

failnation

A CVS being self-aware.

gabrieldreyfuss

Just released: my unofficial soundtrack for Wii Jogging!

mapsontheweb

Tasmania is so isolated that Alaska, Liberia, Peru and Somalia are all some of the closest places in a straight line.

fuck-customers

Im starting to get really sick of customers complaining that our fitting room are closed as of late (today 6/2). And it's like we're not an essential service. We extended our return policy to 60 days. (Which returns we now have to steam) Like stfu, you're lucky we're open in the first place.