Emtu's Randomosity

I mostly reblog random crap. Also modblog for Gizmo Gears. I am not much of an artist; any original "art" you see from me will probably be fairly technical in appearance. 3DS FC: 1994-0076-0398 (Please message me with yours if you add me.)

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[tazuransi]

soul/player enrichment

[beardedmrbean]

No amount of signage or even someone standing there saying card only would be enough.

[luvtonique]

As a customer who's watched a dumb motherfucker try to scan a $20 like it's a grocery for a full 3 minutes and then get very angry and throw a tantrum because he's "trying to pay and this dumb machine isn't working," I assure you, the sign could say "if you use this register we'll turn your balls into cubes" and they'll still use the register.

[classichorrorblog]

Young Frankenstein (1974)

[elandrawssometimes]

Only just realised I never posted this dumb doodle from 4 months ago. Here's pocket, ex-adventurer street alchemist NPC from my D&D campaign. He's the cheapest alchemist in Parvumarx!

[luvtonique]

You want job security? Learn to play the Timpani.

Every movie trailer for the rest of time will need you.

[danshive]

Batbat, my Batman OC who is a bat and dresses like a bat to strike fear into the hearts of those who fear redundancy and also bats.

[srsfunny]

Goodluck Pikachu

[animatedtext]

[l3ominor]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[unstablefragments2]

[m2pt5]

Fun fact, black Playstations are always the Net Yaroze model, a consumer-targeted development kit which can connect to a PC and let you make your own games. (Yaroze roughly translates to "let's do it together".)

[nintendometro]

Deep Dive ‘Uniracers’ Super Nintendo Support us on Patreon

[ywg]

I have vivid memories of renting this game decades ago and being kinda confused lol but it was fun iirc LOL

[m2pt5]

Uniracers had one of my favorite bits of a video game manual.

Specifically the "Bits 'n' Pieces" section (the "on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off" part always made me chuckle) but both pages are pretty funny. The rest of the manual continues to be pretty silly, but not quite as much as these pages, in my opinion.

[unstablefragments2]

[m2pt5]

Fun fact, black Playstations are always the Net Yaroze model, a consumer-targeted development kit which can connect to a PC and let you make your own games. (Yaroze roughly translates to "let's do it together".)

[pootkins]

[knightofleo]

Animated scrap metal figures by Guillermo Galetti

[callizinc]

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

[retrogamingblog]

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume