5 T R 4 Y

25 | he/him

[mousenemy]

[gammadoppler]

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

dropped an embroidery needle on my floor in the dark and couldn't recover it so hopefully a bug is about to use it as a sword and go on some adventures and shit

[snailifier]

🐌🪡 im so ready for the snides of snarch

[julius-caesar-offical]

... and why is that?

[snailifier]

*snabs you with my sneedle*

[xalatath]

Females Activity 👍

[dorothylarouge]

[chillyfeetsteak]

my mom told me this story tonight about my grandfather. she said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"

[bungerc0re]

always sucks when someone's final project before dying isnt very good

[bungerc0re]

im sorry.... he must have had a lot on his mind...

[notahorseindisguise]

[blemgoid]

have at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deanky]

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

[aflo]

waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:

[vamptits]

let's play doctor and patient I'll go first 🥰 you're faking.

[reachperfection]

[ask-pacman]

I'm honestly surprised nobody has ran you over by now

Why you typing this shit your gonna miss your appointment to get your head chopped off at Walgrees

[apjvff]

you know why blood is red? my favorite color. all my decision

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[vikhytherm]

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

what that tongue game like?

weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good…that good for nothing

lea me alone