[ ah yes, another typical, peaceful evening in the great territory of DRAAG. The last of the evening birds had tucked into the swaying treetops and handed over the night to the owls and alike. A soft, curious coo confirmed this from a particularly tall and bristled spruce pressed snug to the backside of a certain government building. The deep, melancholy glint of the last of the sun's light wasn't strong enough to reach inside its branches-- leaving the bird's appearance to one's imagination. A gentle breeze rustled the tree, as if to test that theory, and then it gave a violent kind of tremor that the wind had decidedly not been responsible for. Another hoot, a bit frustrated now, sounded off in response. Not but a rough 20 seconds later did the tree rustle unnaturally again, further up. The owl took off with an angry belt from its peak, likely throwing bird-ly expletives in the wake of great wings. ]
[ hands shot out from the side of the tree closest to the building to reveal the source of such a commotion, fumbling blindly at the brick before fingertips brushed the frame of a window. Tugging at the bottom proved fruitless initially, which led those hands to prying at the middle for some sort of give. They then resorted to some artful smacking at the panes. Something must've shown some mercy along the way, because another yank on the lower portion of the frame finally got the damned thing open with a grating squeak. ]
[ from that window came a pesky, chubby bastard of a man. He tumbled through the opening with the art and grace of a ballerina. If that ballerina were an elephant. Grunting as he rolled onto the floor, the bristles of green spruce sprinkled across carpeting surrounding his haphazardly splattered body. Quick to sit up, he shook his hair to relieve it of similar prickles stuck in the strands and took in his surroundings with darting eyes. He'd undershot what he believed to be a window directly to the glorious Dictator's office-- appearing to end up in the hall just outside of it. Naturally, a forest green clad guard was standing about two feet from where he'd landed and looking down at him with a mixture of bewilderment and disgust. Gerard cleared his throat, slowly rising to his feet and ignoring the warning click of a gun being readied ]
I thhhhhink I'm lost...? See, I was out for a stroll. Birdwatching, right, are you following? I was watching the birds. And I thought-
[ he didn't actually finish his story, as interesting as the tale surely would've been had he kept going. Instead his hand slapped the barrel of the guard's rifle to throw it to one side, the second quickly following with a solid crack straight between the eyes. The soldier crumpled with hardly a shout, leaving Gerard to catch him just under the arms. He snickered quietly at an easy victory, dragging the unconscious victim off to the side of the hall and leaning him against the far wall to make him as inconspicuous as possible. Now he was free to continue with his plans. ]
[ shuffling forwards, he scanned the plate on the door to make doubly sure that he wasn't entirely delusional (only partially!). The fancy plaque read "THE OFFICE OF HIS GRAND IMMORTAL DICTATOR" and ridiculously gaudy lettering, which he nodded at in silent confirmation, and then pressed both palms to the door to push inside. Now if he'd calculated something right tonight, the man had already left his office for the evening and he was free to snoop around to his heart's content. But given the window situation... maybe luck wasn't on his side after all ]
[ -- @m4dm4n-4nd-polluted ]
[Unfortunately for Gerard, his assumption about luck was correct. The dictator had decided to stay late today, as he usually did at the end of the week to make sure things wrapped up nicely. While Draag is a well-oiled machine, it takes several people to maintain that status, and the secretary's death had done nothing but complicate things.
He was sitting in a mildly embarrassing position; feet on his desk, with his prized cat in his lap. Everything was just about done, he had merely wanted a moment to himself. Perhaps he would write another note, or simply sit there, taking the time to put his feet up, despite his workload being... not the most substantial.
The commotion outside didn’t bother him, he barely registered the sound of grunting and struggling. Perhaps it was the guards fooling around? He would have to give them an earful later.
He quickly adjusted his position as the door began to drift open, regrettably making his cat leave. All office doors must be opened quickly and efficiently, with one hand on the knob and one hand behind the person's bath. The obvious lack of knowledge either constituted a rather thick-skulled newhire, or a tresspasser of some denomination. A sigh escaped his lips. First the secretary's whole... incident, and now this. His hopes of it being an employee he could at least scold were diminished as he saw the familiar greasy head of hair, those filthy gloves, and that wild, savage look in that creature’s eyes. A gloved hand drifted to the dagger at his side as he slowly stood up. He hoped it would at least ignore the cat.]
Pray tell, what, exactly, are you doing here?
[His eyes barely left it, studying its hunched form for any sudden movements. Hadn’t he taught that thing a rather significant lesson last time? Not that he was complaining about another chance to cut it up, exactly, but it was a rather... inconvenient time. Perhaps he could see if it had any scars from their last session, and he would most certainly create more if it dare tried anything.]
Did you plan to attack me again? If I can recall correctly, last time didn't exactly work out the best for you, no?
[The corner of his mouth lifted slightly at what he was about to say next, although it wasn't particularly clever.]
Is the mutt back for more training? That nice lady isn't here right now, but I would be happy to oblige.