Magpie :)

he/xe/phey

[m4gp13bl33d5]

Fuck it I'm making a pinned post

Hiii I'm Ashton/Magpie/Piglet <3 (he/xe/phey)

this blog is mainly Dan and Phil, bunch of friends and some other random stuff (eg. bbc ghosts)

I am autistic and have adhd, please remember this when interacting with me

I'm also on a mission to bring XD back, I know it's still a thing in spanish but I want to be able to use it in both of my languages

my messages are open to anyone 18 or under (because I'm only 16) but you're welcome on my blog whoever you are (no dni because I'll just block you if I don't like you)

@/mothboystarman on everything else :P

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[er-idkhehe2]

Which flag did you get?

rainbow

Gay

Lesbian

Non binary

bisexual

Asexual

Aromantic

Pansexual

intersex

Pansexual

Voting ended onJun 9

[imapuppetqueer]

Gotta catch em all

[nuclear-atm0sph3ar]

heres ur chance to like an unlike and like a posts bc the pride flag thing is satisfying

[klparmley]

I tried adding more tags. Not all of them have a flag. Still fun to see the ones that do waving

[skronklpus]

I have provided all the context necessary . Please no more questions

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[freshcupofangst]

istg the phandom is unhinged like no fandom I've been in before I feel like I could say "hmmm I wonder how many times dan and phil have each respectively blinked on camera since the start of their careers" and within an hour of me posting it someone would be like "oh actually phanniephreak1 has been keeping count since 2015, here's the link to it" and the information will be perfectly fucking accurate

[chani]

And you picked that example because it's a real thing right?

[freshcupofangst]

oh my fucking god.

[m3dikinet]

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[atimeandplaceforall]

So this is literally Dan and Phil

[macgyvermedical]

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

[dannyboyandpdawg]

dan and phil: we're gonna pick mystery challenges for each other

dan and phil: you have to wear a funny outfit that also shows a lot of skin while talking about my interests

[froggayzfartz]

Cant stop thinking about the slime that brought them together

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[girldan-pip]

I need to get out of this depressive hole I'm in. it's preventing me from dan-and-phil-maxxing to my full potential

[teaboot]

I think that we should start an urban legend for nipless top surgery folks. Something like "If you purple nurple someone hard enough they actually turn purple and fall off". So that someday a kid will see me at the beach or something and I can be like "It Could Happen To You"

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE