so yesterday

27 / ny / enfp

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[anxeious]

[talesfromthecrypts]

I’m so good at video games

[mybodywakesup]

"I was worried that you'd be, like, an evil bitch who hated me for marrying your ex, but you're not."

RACHEL HARKIN & NELL CUNNINGHAM Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen (2026)

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[ngalitzine]

You are a very hard person to love.

[starlight-in-disguise01]

One of my favorite screenshots

[sacred-portal]

[magneatio]

image i reference nearly every day

[ahotknife]

in my head i do everything right

[puppybong]

so nice you see him twice

[flipchild]

Wow... Bad ass...

[flipchild]

Seriously badass and awesome 💗

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[babybels812]

I agree

[remanence-of-love]

[wehidthebody]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment