Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like
Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Noah Kahan
macklin celebrini has autism
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EXPECTATIONS
Three Goblin Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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seen from United States
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Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like
Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic
how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.
booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”
John Mulaney quotes I identify with
on a deep, spiritual, personal level:
“I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
“I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
“I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
“I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
“What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
“I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
“When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”
VAN EYCK
I lost it at the end.
Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!
There are no words to describe how wrong I was.
The Thot has no power over the simple, hard working man
the 20s are soon upon us
things to include
flapper dresses
jazz music
sex positivity
women’s rights
renewal of arts & culture
increased immigration & cultural sharing
sequins
eyeliner
things to leave behind
racism & nativism
consumerist culture
white guys writing “the great american novel”
more things to include
black/jewish solidarity
short hair of all textures
suspenders
beaded & embroidered dresses
subtly homoerotic advertising
masculine women, feminine men
things to leave behind
ineffective prohibition laws
wealth gap
least we forget to include
a revival of the Harlem Renaissance with massive support for Black creators
doing The Charleston(TW)
calling people cool cat
clothing that does accentuate a women’s curves
t-strap heels
leave behind
rolling down stockings and put blush on our knees…what even was that
fascism
Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep
Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you
I’m a psychology student on a mission
hearing ugly men criticize women’s appearances is so wild like… look in a mirror and actually use your eyes for once bruv
The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)
fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again
you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost
I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up
DRAG THEM 🙌🏼
my teacher is using my piece as an example for future classes because she doesnt know
How could you do it to em like that
@tomfordvelvetorchid
turn the sound on for the love of god
i can still quote fran’s response word for word
she
she just
she just did that
it be like that sometimes