i'm in. your walls.

they/he lesbian, 21 y/o

[kittywir3]

Possible hot take:

I don't think real humans should be apart of the tumblr sexyman etc competitions.

That's right, I DON'T think markiplier should be a participant in the tumblr sexyman competitions.

Listen, LISTEN.

Does a LOT of tumblr ppl find him hot? YEAH. I DO TOO. Like the one human I can find myself having actual attraction for.

BUT, BUT

That's just IT... EVERYONE FINDS HIM HOT. OKAY? YOUR MOM FINDS HIM ATTRACTIVE. YOUR DAD FINDS HIM ATTRACTIVE. YOUR NEIGHBOR FINDS HIM ATTRACTIVE. YOUR TEACHER CAN AGREE HE IS ATTRACTIVE.

THIS IS TUMBLR SEXYMAN ETC COMPETITIONS, NOT NATIONAL SEXYMAN COMPETITIONS.

Tumblr sexyman competitions weren't about THAT. They weren't about conventional hotness. It was TUMBLR hotness. It was about ball robots, puppets, tvs, spinly clocks and triangles, skeletons and that one animated green suit guy from a kid's cartoon from the 2000s about climate change where your mom maybe could find some appeal on THAT one, amalgamations made of ink. That scarred fish in Finding Nemo. It should be about those gingerbread cookies or like... I DON'T KNOW.

It was about MORE than the avarage person's "yeah, that's hot" it was.. it was about TUMBLR hotness.

What are we DOING??? hAVE WE REALLY JUST FALLEN OFF THE BAND WAGON LIKE THAT AND NOW TUMBLR IS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER PLACE ON EARTH?

WHERE ARE THE OFFICIAL SEXYMAN, WOMAN, ENBY OR WHATEVER COMPETITIONS TAKING PLACE??

TAG ME.

I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE HIGHER UPS. OR AT LEAST VOTE.

I LIKE MISS OUT ON THESE THINGS ALWAYS CUZ IDK WHERE THE FUCK IT'S HAPPENING.

I NEED MY VOTE IN. YOU ARE REQUIRED TO LISTEN TO ME AS A TUMBLR NATION PARTICIPANT!!

REQUIRED!!!!

IF RYAN GOSLING(?) WINS THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN COMPETITIONS, DUDE, I AM NUKING EVERYTHING.

TUMBLR HAS BEEN REPLACED BY SKINWALKERS, TIME IS DEAD, MEANING HAS NO MEANING AMD I REIGN NEGATIVE.

TUMBLR IS DEAD.

[maanelyst]

if i could fly by one direction is, unfortunately, extremely byler coded

[realmeowth]

the unique flavor of psychological damage they are giving to a specific demographic of gay 20-30 year olds by casting steven yeun as adult zuko and making him say gay shit

[maanelyst]

wdym i have to do the work for the classes i willingly signed up for

[roseofblogging]

I don't really fuck with excitement over the MCU anymore, but there's something beautiful about everyone coming together to be so excited about a depressed Peter Parker.

[dajo42]

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

[justfurinairl]

one thing abt mileven shippers that you learn to appreciate after being in the genshin fandom is that they dont think "hetrophobia" exists. im not fucking kidding. the genshin fandom genuinely thinks hetrophobia is a real thing and that the genshin fandom "has a big problem with it"

[tub-blog]

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

[capnsoapy]

It Ends

And the ultimate bloging ends

[vintagecomputer]

It Resumes

And the ultimate bloging resumes

[kidovna]

90s Dustin Henderson 🧡

(90s lucas • el • max • will • mike)

[camrlart]

some lesbyler for the people 🤲

[maanelyst]

in paris rn. every corner holds a miraculous or fontaine reference. losing it

[mikoran]

remember when will said that if he were going to lose mike hed rather get it over with quick and then the duffers dragged out his feelings for three fucking years

[gaysforbyler]

Rb if you still love Mike Wheeler after s5

[justfurinairl]

it is literally not my sons fucking fault hes legally owned by the worst fucking guys ever. dont blame the traumatized gay kid in the 80s fighting monsters and blame those homophobic motherfuckers actually

[maanelyst]

the potential in a byler edit to a match in water by pierce the veil………..

[miwiheroes]

imagine will drawing on his own eyeliner in the mirror before a night out in college you guys imagine imagine

[maanelyst]

do we see the vision

[justfurinairl]

every mow and then i get a yaoi couple i know fuck all nothing about and i truly blame byler in the most loving way, i do not care for men, especially when theres more than one, macdennis and byler somehow won me over but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME MORE YURI ONE BYLER/MACDENNIS PER 30 YURI PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

[justfurinairl]

so i have this little obsession with bulle fruit imagery... and lets just say... ive gone pro. it is always connected to childhood joy. THEY'RE SIMULAR TO CLEMENTINES/ORNAGES LIKE THE NAME OF NAVIA'S MOTHER

WHO'S BOAT LINE CONNECTS TO THE OPENING/BEGINNING OF FONTAINE, ROMANTIME FLOWERS ARE WHAT LYNETTE AND CLERVIE ARE ASSOCSIADED WITH, THE BEGININNG OF THE FONTAINE QUESTS STARTS WITH US SEEING LYNETTE WHO IS TALKING ABOUT HER CHILDHOOD MEMORIES, ESCOFFIER HAS LOTS OF VAUGE ORANGE/LEMON SLICE IMAGERY,

ESCOFFIER TEACHES US HOW TO MAKR A CAKE AND USING EVEN INGREDIENTS, FONTAINE LEADERSHIP AND MANY OTHER FONTAINE LECTURES AND STRUCTORS, WITH HER ALSO TEACHING A YOUNGER STUDENT IN COOKING, IT'S ABOUT COOKING A CAKE, CLERVIE AND FURINA ARE ASSOCIED WITH CAKE. AND KLEE ASKS FOR "CAKE IN A CUP" FOR HER DRINK

CLERVIE IN THE SUN REPRENTING LIFE AND YOUTH.

BULLE FRUITS ARE TALKED ABT AS "SUN LIKE" AND CONSTANTLY IN REFRENCE TO IT. BULLE MEANS "BUBBLE" IN FRENCH, LIKE THE NEW EVENT WITH ALICE KLEE AND BUBBLES, AND WE FIND OUT THAT ALICE HAS BROUGHT KLEE BULLE FRUITS FROM A FRIEND IN FONTAINE (EMILIE), AND THE SOLUTION ON KLEE'S DRINK IS PUTTING BULLE FRUIT IN IT WHICH REPRESENSTS HER. SHE NAMES IT DODOCO "DUET"

FISH BLASTING ?? FONTAINE???? THE THEORY THAT KLEE AND ALICE ARE THE SAME PERSON IN SOME WAY/ HAVE THE SAME SOULD/ JUST GENERALLY THE PURE SIMULARITY. TEYVAT AND TIME. THE TIME GODDESS SITUATION WITH RHINDOTOR AND THE IDEA OF PEOPLE BEING ONE IN THE SAME. OCEANIDS.

!@??!?!?!??!?? THE ONLY OTHER FUCKING KID THAT HAS DETIAL BEING.

YELLOW PINK HAIR

AND THAT SAME FUCKASS NECKLACE AS EMILIE WAS ALICE'S FRIEND WHO GAVE THE BULLE FRUIT AND IS LEARNING NEW FRUIT LIKE KLEE IS LEARNING EVERY NIGHT WITH HER BOOK. SHE WAS THE INTRODUCTION TO THE DRINKING EVENT. THE LEARNING PERIOD... JUST TIME ROMANTINE. IT ALL REPRENTS NEW, JOYOUS LEARNING AND ANADNNDANDANDNDANDN

honestly i could go on forever and i have INFINITE more thoughts spreading to all the other charaters but im more puttung this here to remind myself to actually start wtriting it in.. THE FILES DUN DUN DUN