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*x-files theme playing in the background*

[ryebreadgf]

[ryebreadgf]

that’s not even all of them.

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[pyf-ms]

[bakwaaas]

I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

[innerchildabortionclinic]

baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

[cityhopper2]

Old town house with flowers, Aarhus, July 2010,  Denmark

photography by cityhopper2

[tenukiki]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Chinese wushu technique, shuang-jie-gun. (CR 楚儿霸王)

[my-blog-is-a-sideblog]

[rt0no]

[strawberryjamsara]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[warningsine]

[lannegarrett]

I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.

[trnqulitybase]

Alex Turner

October 6th, 2021

[hyrude]

i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me

[hyrude]

i wish graham could google. maybe he’d google “human skin thickness? humans skin cut bite? humans red line arm leg? how hard bite humans? human pain tolerance? human vs kittens safe play” and then he would say mads im so sorry i didnt realize that humans are prone to injury from skin punctures. we should engage in remote play through means of toys as you were suggesting