resh lakish stan account

maayan, 30s, they/she extremely gay and super jewish still recovering from good omens s2e6

[optimisticlucio]

you can tell that the protocols of the elders of zion is a fake story because it’s a book where a bunch of old jews gather in a room and agree on something

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

[adoribullpavus]

good omens as text posts (1/?)

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

Crowley really fights for his life every time he tries to read something

[insp.]

+ honorable mentions:

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

Anthony "It's just a "J", really" Crowley + tags

[amateur-weatherman]

*Nick EH 30's never back down starts playing*

[artyphex]

Listen. Everyone knows that I love Neil Gaiman’s work. He has his own dedicated section of my bookshelf. I’ve read almost his entire body of work including most of his short stories. Love this guy

But also I have never read a Neil Gaiman sex scene that is actually sexy. It’s either neutral or painfully awkward and I genuinely cannot tell if that’s by design. The man’s a good writer, but he’s not an erotica writer

Also he has a tendency to use the word “cleft” in regards to female anatomy (usually something like “he licked her cleft”) and I cannot figure out what part that’s supposed to be

[tfemteach-deactivated20231124]

also can we talk about how aziraphale and crowley are holding hands practically saying marriage vows and shadwell literally SHOVES himself between them and calls them slurs. unparalleled

[tfemteach-deactivated20231124]

[snogfairy]

the funny thing about crowley and aziraphale and media is that you can literally make them ignorant of any piece of media for a joke and it tracks (or have them love it, same thing). crowley watches richard curtis films but has somehow missed ALL of jane austen's books AND the movies she inspired?? tracks. aziraphale collects rare dr who annuals but has probably never heard of Lord of the Rings -- but it turns out Tolkien was his friend and hobbits are actually based on HIM? sure, absolutely. crowley has the bond bullet-hole-in-the-windscreen transfers but he only knows ian fleming as a ww2 spy? of course he does. the more obviously they should be familiar with something the funnier it is. 11/10 no notes

[theeminentlyimpractical]

Best Of GO2 negative Amazon reviews

[willowfernn]

someone lowered the music I can’t 😭

[crowleys-ducks]

I heard small kissy noises just before Crowley pulls away 😳

[actual-changeling]

I have watched the kiss scene way too many times and yeah, the kissy noise is 100% there </3

[theeminentlyimpractical]

alright so this post made my brain do things and long story short new headcanon is Crowley wasn’t some archangel or shit. he was heavenly IT. think about it. he made the nebulae (network infrastructure). he has access to locked down files and knows no one ever changes passwords (infosec). everyone remembers working with him but he worked withmeets so many people he has no idea who they are (help desk).

he’s not Raphael my guy just did customer service for too long and then rage quit after he tried to talk to the CIO about systemic issues after a lunch n learn and she didn’t listen.

[devilleworship]

Everyone knows Crowley but he remembers absolutely no one because 100% of his brain power is dedicated to thinking about Aziraphale.

He's like don't remember you I have one braincell and it's shaped like an angel bookseller and they're like you know what fair

[onstoryladders]

it's just so special to me when like a character is a massive loser and yet they get someone who falls head over heels for them. like yeah boy pull some bitches with your weak-ass game and cringefail demeanor

[halemerry]

In case you were wondering I'm still thinking about the composition of this shot. The absolute split down the middle between light and dark colors. The way that despite that both sides have their own lights and their own shadows because one cannot exist without the other. The fact Aziraphale's side is a warmer sort of light that compliments Crowley's colors and Crowley's is a blueish sort of dark where the windows even look like tartan. The fact Crowley's side isn't the green dark of Hell and Aziraphale's isn't the sterile white of Heaven but are both shades shifted slightly to the left into something distinct and totally their own. It's balance - even in the middle of heartbreak - and it drives me absolutely wild.

[mwagneto]

i think it's fascinating how crowley has never ever actually forced or even pressured aziraphale into anything.. like he knows exactly which buttons to push and how to well. tempt him but he's always playing a very careful game, knowing full well how far he's allowed to go and how far aziraphale wants to go. vs the entire confession scene where their whole dance goes out the window and he begs and pleads and kisses him because he's given up on the slow and safe games and it's all so desperate and uncalculated and human

[crowleysbarmitzvah]

[stars-bean]

Angels can be bitchy too, this one Angel in particular