mabeloid.bsky.social

i'm going to delete my account any day now

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[notahorseindisguise]

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

[peekychu]

They should invent a cry for help that has zero negative effects on anybody and also that makes everyone treat you like a little animal in a cardboard box. But everyone’s cool with it because you’re a cute little animal and not an adult human that needs to get their shit together to stay alive

[jessica-problems]

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

[sunburnt-brian]

[sreegs]

stolen from prev @fallout-lou-begas 's tags

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[niyarest]

[niyarest]

[lowpolyanimals]

Grub from White Knuckle

[sapphireh3art]

me when a trans girl tells me literally anything about her exes

[butchious]

i love how el goonish shive literally starts like this

and now the author has taken those same two characters 23 years later and has them doing this

[mousidy]

i will not stand for the infantilization of madeline celeste. that woman gets drunk and gets into heated arguments with forum users

[chromaticabrasions]

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

[chromaticabrasions]

you get the vision

[delirious--mistakes]

[hollowedskin]

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

[lizardsexposed]

[hollowedskin]

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

[lizardsexposed]

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

[hollowedskin]

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

[dwarf-scum]

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

[linuxbian]

DESPERATELY trying to find the source of this image. where do you come from. i need to find you. you're like my dead wife

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

basically every ask i get is one of these three questions. don't know don't know not my business

[pmd-stardust]

"wanting to fuck pokemon" being a morality check for furries is so fucking funny I think fucking pokemon should be like, a baseline. if you don't want to suck off a goodra why are you here man

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful