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Disney and Dragons

Context: we are playing as Disney princesses and trying to rescue our princes we lit a forest on fire and burned down a town.

Rapunzel: We’ll just live off of hard alcohol

Tiana: Just like the pioneers!!!!

mabes102

D&D goals

coolthingoftheday

This is what the tea that was dumped into the Boston Harbor would have looked like. In the 1700s, tea was compressed into planks; a plank this size could last a person roughly a year. They would be bought in sections, and small slivers would be shaved off into the kettle every time somebody wanted to make a cup of tea.

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roachpatrol

what the **** that’s so neat

shaelit

So what you’re telling me is that they were Frisbeeing tea off the ships.

libertarian--princess-deactivat

And THAT’S why it was such a big deal; they literally destroyed a couple decades worth of tea with each crate they tossed.

They dumped forty-six tons of the stuff into Boston Harbor; that’s worth $1.7 million USD adjusted for inflation.

People don’t protest like they used to smdh

sufjansontag

#this tea

roachpatrol

this is also fucking neat but someone censored my fucking swearing so i have to fucking put it back in this thread like who the fuck does that kind of shit and can i throw their fucking tea in the ocean for it

isozyme

Remus Lupin: Sirius you did what.

Inspired by this post and others by lotstradamus

kiyala

#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore (via meh-guh)

hollowed-occtis

theboredomisdeadly

fuck-biphobia

Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?

resplendeo

clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away

possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice

copperbadge

*Hagrid sits up*

“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!”

*lies down*

*Sirius climbs on motorbike*

*Hagrid sits up again*

“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”

*Motorbike zooms off*

*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*

“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!”

*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*

gingersnapwolves

then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that

the-bestest-little-princess-dea

This is fucking fantastic

marauders4evr

Still one of the best posts/additions.

goon

i cant breathe

itswalky

mabes102

😂😂😂

eryk-or-else

iconic

ssadfghmhtyrtjdhgrsf-deactivate

So can we like…start normalizing the idea that not everyone dates or has their first boyfriend/girlfriend in junior high or high school?

There are plenty of people who go into college with little to no dating experience. There are tons of people who go into college having not had their first kiss yet. It’s not wrong; everyone experiences things at a different pace, and that’s okay. Don’t feel pressured into doing things you’re not comfortable with at the time just because you feel like you have to fill some sort of “quota.”

mabes102

Fucking preach.

IT HAS A NAME! BROFLAKES EVERYWHERE! THY NAME IS BROFLAKE!

lgbtincomics

Throwback to that one time Diana officiated a marriage (Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman #48)

My thoughts when my period is late...

I'm pregnant aren't I? Wait.. I'm a virgin I can't be pregnant. Unless I'm the next virgin Mary. Lol no. I sin way too much by religious standards for that. Well, I could be pregnant with the anti Christ. That's probably it. Someone has to do it, right?

#anti christ #pregnant #late period #my thoughts #period

marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer

btvs rewatch ✞ 6x07 Once More With Feeling

mabes102

BUNNIES BUNNIES IT MUST BE BUNNIES! or maybe midgets

Perfect for a snack or a party!

Pizza or tots? Now you never have to choose!

I wonder if this would taste good with ham inside instead...

#tater tots

Bliss.

I really should be paying attention to my theology professor....

#tastyexperiment

INDULGE. INDLUGE. INDULGE.

This looks so good!

#tasty

Do not breakup with someone over the phone!

Can I just vent over here for a sec? Thanks Tumblr fam.

So Saturday night I texted my now ex boyfriend because things seemed a little off lately. I essentially said, “Are we okay?” He responded with a long reply so I was like how about we talk on the phone a bit later about this when I can give you my full attention. Skip ahead to later and I call him. We talk for a bit and he essentially gives me a bullshit “it’s not you, it’s me” speech and that “you deserve better” (which I do but that’s not the point here).

Long story short he breaks up with me over the phone. OVER THE PHONE. I actually just realized that he broke up with me on our one month of being official (exclusive boyfriend/girlfriend), which is totally shitty.

I mean it’s not like I wasn’t considering breaking up with him. After our last date on Wednesday it was almost as if he wasn’t there and I left the date thinking about breaking up with him. Lately he hadn’t been responding to my texts like he usually would and I was usually the one who would forget to text back. I’m not needy but the way he acted towards me completely changed and I wasn’t liking it at all. (I also wasn’t enjoying kissing him as much and I kind of wasn’t attracted to the way he smelled.. but that’s a whole different problem)

Anyway, instead of just breaking up with him right away, I decided to ask him about it, like a mature human being. But he decides to break up with me over the freaking phone. I would have never broken up with him over the phone. What kind of person does that?! It’s break up 101 not to do that!!! Don’t be a shitty person and have the common courtesy to break up with someone in person. Doing it over the phone (talking or texting) makes it hurt even worse for the person you’re breaking up with, making them think that you never cared about them to begin with. Yes, breaking up with someone in person is awkward and just kind of the worst but coming from someone who’s going through a break up right now, just do it in person.

I’m probably not taking the breakup well because of two things. Number one. I’ve never been broken up with, I’ve always been the one to end things with the other person. The loss of power in the situation is really getting to me and I’m kind of wishing that I did it first. Number two. My body has fantastic timing and I’m sick right now. Whenever I’m sick, I have absolutely no control over my emotions.Well, at least I’m not on my period right now.

Okay, well I’m done. If you read this cool, I hope you learned something about not being shitty and thanks for listening to my rants. Feel free to share your shitty break up stories as well or cheer me up with animal gifs. If you’re my older sister who follows me on tumblr, “Don’t worry I’m fine. I just can’t sleep right now because my cough is the literal worst and I’m feeling pretty self pitying at the moment. I just needed to get this out, it’s kind of therapeutic for me.”

In conclusion, I do deserve better than someone who can’t even give me the common courtesy of breaking up with me in person. I have already deleted his number and unfollowed/unfriended/unadded him on all social media. I will be okay and I will move on when I’m ready.

Thank you tumblr fam and goodnight!