RMH
ellievsbear
No title available
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
almost home
oozey mess
🪼
One Nice Bug Per Day
#extradirty
wallacepolsom
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du
No title available
No title available
taylor price
todays bird
h
$LAYYYTER
No title available
Product Placement
seen from Taiwan
seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Portugal
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Ukraine
seen from Indonesia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil
@mac-cheez
My AO3
Hey guys just thought I'd put the link to my AO3 account on my blog so no one has to go searching for it.
I don't update regularly so just know anything that's not a one-shot will be updated by whim.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.
The Addams
Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔
I may in fact be stupid
happy pride month 🏳️🌈
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
What I think TMA character's favorite desserts would be just based on vibes:
Jon Sims - French Silk Pie.
Martin Blackwood - RIP Martin Blackwood for being British. He would love southern teacakes. (I know Britain has teacakes, but they're different things and according to Google not technically a dessert.)
Tim Stoker - Molten Lava Cake With Strawberries On The Side.
Sasha James - Cherry Pie.
Melanie King - Lemon Bars.
Georgie Barker - Mango And Chili Sorbet.
Basira Hussain - Rice Pudding.
Daisy Tonner - Carrot Cake.
Peter Lucas - Vanilla Milkshake.
Elias Bouchard - Peanut Butter Cookies.
Gertrude Robinson - Peach Cobbler.
Gerry Keay - Literally any flavor of gelato.
Hezekiah Wakely - Dirt Cake.
Jane Prentiss - Before the worms she liked angel food cake,
Agnes Montague - Red Velvet Cake.
Jude Perry - Cinnamon Cayenne Cookies.
Oliver Banks - Chocolate Lava Cake.
Jared Hopworth - Sanguinaccio Dolce. (Chocolate pudding made with pigs blood, and flavored with cinnamons and cloves.)
Michael Shelley - Vanilla Pudding. (He likes banana pudding too, but he slightly prefers vanilla.)
Helen Richardson - Tiramisu.
Nikola Orsinov - Caramel Apples.
Michael Crew - Blueberry Delight.
Simon Fairchild - RIP Simon Fairchild for being British. He would love deep-fried Oreos.
Anabelle Cane - French Macrons.
please god watch this right now
The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.
cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and
e
idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care
you get what i mean.
They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!
scrapped painting,, thought i might as well post it
i want to put my thoughts behind this: this was supposed to be a piece for pride month, titled "you were loved". the sky is the color of the aroace flag (just upside down)!
basically, i wanted to show an aroace person — an old aroace person, to be precise. being aroace myself, i am always told that i will forever be lonely and miserable if i don't get a partner. so showing grace, who is aroace to me, as old and happy and fulfilled and oh so loved by his best friend, was really important to me <3
long time no jasey toddie 🫦❤️🔥🏍️
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
On earth most animals aim to be symmetrical and so have an even amount of limbs. Reading that Rocky had five left me puzzled, obviously he's an alien, but was there precedent in nature for such a phenomenon? What was the point of five rather than 4 or 6? ...Then, I looked at my own hands and felt silly. Still, that connection made me happy.
I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER
Always muscles?
