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sophia // 21 // sydney // easily overwhelmed when a dog is in my presence // mac demarco enthusiast //

[aestheticsandchill]

[exeggcute]

this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes

[dinuguan]

[mftb]

[tachikoma]

[literalpoop-deactivated20140828]

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

like

who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

[moomootootoob-deactivated202311]

[victorpopejr]

Used Car salesmen be ready to overlook anything

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Salesman: [frantically] “Good credit!? Bad credit!? No credit!? No problem! Are you dead?! Fuck it! Ghost credit!”

Ghost: “I’m gonna get a Subaru!”

[liza505turner]

[hhoran]

honestly me at this very moment

[sadnegro]

[weirdnessisgood]

[iamsad420]

I know this such an irrational thing to get mad over but when my headphones get caught on something and yanked out I legit have to take three seconds to freeze and contain my anger

[rousteing]

[thecommonchick]

I wish I was as relaxed as this dog

[thetattedstoner]

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??

[shatterstag]

literally my entire life