buoyant cat enthusiast

mello // he/they // 23

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[cutecipher]

2 tiger cuddling events this morning so far

[cutecipher]

investigators looked into the vicious attacks and

[sadclowncentral]

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

[sadclowncentral]

me sowing: the harvest will be glorious. farmers tremble before my sowing prowess. i'm the king of the hill

me reaping: why the fuck did i sow all this. what the fuck. who let me have all these seeds. why the FUCK do i own a field. what the fuck.

[ironpour]

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

[serregon]

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

[maxxie-or-smth]

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

[sirbutchlesbian]

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[randomalistic]

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

[randomalistic]

SO TRUE

[mysharona1987]

[wifehaver103947]

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[kosmogrl]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

He fell eep

[cupidjoy]

i want Things. i'm sorry marx