What the Fuck Kyle

Yes I did work at a morgue

[evilkitten3]

resident evil? no. landlord evil.

[aireina]

would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

[athenellis]

the feeling when you don’t even remeber what was in canon but still come back to the fanfiction after five years, because the characters feel like home

[boethiah]

thank you for sending assassins after me btw i really needed that. it meant a lot to me

[hunterxloser]

[iroiroriro]

Illumi’s hair is unstoppable.

[trynsave]

[ubi-est-sensus-deactivated20200]

[liquid-geodes]

Say what you want, but Bart knew when it was time to clown and when it was time to be serious

[itsover09-deactivated20200721]

I also like how the last panel shows that Moe actually knew it was always Bart but still played along with it to entertain the kid

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[shin-holly]

CHRIST

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[shin-holly]

CHRIST

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

honestly if tumblr does die like a good 75% of twitter users are screwed cause they’ve been ripping off posts from here and blocking everyone who calls them out

[grungegoths]

They copypasted this to twitter too lmfao

[markv5]

Я фрукт! Ещё какой!…

[grey-wardens-archive-deactivate]

Jameela Jamil photographed by John Tsiavis for Vera

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I got a dolllar every time anyone over the age of 40 says our generation sucks, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined

[catscenter]

[stele3]

The witches have come to lay their claim.

[bunjywunjy]

a pair of mischievous goblins examine their new charge

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[externalscreams]

[kim-kartrashcan]

I mean…I’d be concerned too

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph