Ain't Life A Bitch To Make You Wish You Were Still Young?

Author. Musician. Dancer. Artist. Talk to me. I don't bite...usually.

[just-high-school-things]

teenager: *is good at math, bad at the arts*

society: oh that’s okay, not everyone’s artsy lol

teenager: *is bad at math, good at the arts*

society: you lazy fuck

[damn-shawty]

okay but this is exactly what society is like when it comes to school

[beckiboos]

For anyone who even THINKS about saying artists don’t contribute anything just remember EVERY. SINGLE. OBJECT in your fucking house, was DESIGNED by… ARTISTS. Every piece of media, your clothes, every fucking logo, YOUR PHONE IN YOUR FUCKING HAND. Had to be DESIGNED BY ARTISTS.

So shut the fuck up.

[googlepliers]

Shazam! (2019) dir. David Sandberg

[fragglesystem]

he snaps his fingers and universal healthcare is immediately and successfully implemented

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

If the only paste you know of is toothpaste.

You’re falling behind the pack.

I know of 9 pastes.

Each has their own unique application.

[guccihall]

Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

[emmettmccartycullen]

rip to the entire Cullen family when Bella moved in and it was just 24/7 uncomfortable pda

[emmettmccartycullen]

Also. I don’t mean like kissing or anything I mean:

Edward: Bella you are my EVERYTHING my stars my moon my entire life belongs to you, my beautiful and gentle flower

Emmett sitting directly next to them on the couch:

[orriculum]

can i get uh……..McDeath™

[fayzaundevon]

is that that one play by Shakespeare

[orriculum]

yeah

[rajneett-deactivated20231006]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[goblinmum-deactivated20210618]

we, are goblins. we must collect…

[valtsv]

[grawly]

verizon just finally giving up on tumblr because they cant figure out how to make money off its users is honestly not shocking to me whatsoever because how the actual fuck DO you make money when the kinds of posts people are making on this awful website are deep fried doge memes asking for feet pics or whatever

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ap-kinda-lit]

Same energy

[castielsteenwolf]

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

[snowdayinthearchives]

Since I already brought up my university’s chaplain once today, I thought I’d share with you the best advice he ever gave me.

If someone is suffering and you want to help, instead of saying “let me know if there’s anything I can do,” offer a few options of things you know you can do.

“Can I do your dishes while you study for your exam?”

“Would it help if I came to the waiting room with you?”

“I can distract you if you like.”

When someone’s suffering, making them choose how to be helped can sometimes be an extra burden, especially if they don’t know how serious your offer is. By giving examples, they only need to say yes/no, and they know you wouldn’t offer anything too big for you to handle.

[bunlly]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[lunarreaper12]

Choose your Dad:

GRILLMASTER Dad

Weed Dad

Army Dad

[nemo-draco]

@fiddle-dee-dee777 @kamiyu910 @upperstories

[thesanityclause]

some faith in humanity restored

[just-shower-thoughts]

Google really missed out on calling their self driving car Google Drive