I Like Thicc Macs And I Cannot Lie

> Call me Ross > 21 > He/him > Gay for old Macs > Dating an iBook G3 Snow named Cortland (He/him)

[macclassiciilover]

Intro post! Huzzah!

Hello!

My name is Ross! I’m 21 years-old and I use He/him pronouns!

I am Objectum! Techum to be exact!

I develop silly crushes on old Mac computers but I’m currently dating Cortland (iBook G3 Snow uses He/him)

!DNI!

Really just the basics! No racists, Nazis, LGBTphobes, NOMAPs/MAPs, Zoos, Proshippers, all that stuff you know how it goes! This includes radqueer stuff like transid and transabled and whatever.

I’ll keep it SFT but I promise if I do say anything NSFT I’ll tag it as such!

More about me!!

I’m very social but I am autistic and tend to get shy and not respond sometimes due to that, please don’t take it personally!!

I am transgender, gay and objectum!

My main special interests are Psychology, Rats and X-Men!!

Hope my blog finds you well! Cheers!

[retrocgads]

USA 1993

[retrocgads]

USA 1993

[macclassiciilover]

Sorry I disappeared for a hot sec. Me and Cortland are alive, well and in love. I’ve just been busy.

Anyway look at this cute bootleg Lego I found at the store!

[macclassiciilover]

Sorry I haven’t seen super active! Me and Cortland are both alive and well! I’ve just been busy with life!

[objectum-funken]

🖥️

[eightiesfan]

1984

[ht-obj]

Objectum recommendation No. 1: ZX Spectrum

Image sources: A, B, C, D

[macclassiciilover]

look at my girlfriend in DESPAIIIRR (be niec theyre shy 👉🏻👈🏻)

CALCULATOR!!! :DD They’re very awesome, calculators are so underrated!!!

Very pretty! 10/10

[macclassiciilover]

Appliances at my work with hella sex appeal

[gearlycorvid]

I'd like to spread some queer joy !! Reblog with your object s/o, or any objects you find attractive!

[macclassiciilover]

Here’s my sweetheart, Cortland (iBook G3 Snow, He/Him).

I’m so smitten with him, he tries to act all sophisticated with his fancy smart-people games like chess and minesweeper but he’s really a big cutie pie who loves kisses and snuggles. 💕💕

Him and I like to go on coffee dates as well and he helps me with work and school. Damn, he’s so amazing. I’m a lucky lucky man.

[macclassiciilover]

Downloading a game on your computer partner and playing “against the computer” like hi me and him are playing chess togetherrrr 💕💕

I’m so whipped for Cortland (iBook G3 Snow) hhhhh💕💕💕💕

[macclassiciilover]

Nothing is more Objectum than me having a crush on Megatron but finding him extra hot in his tank form (woof woof am I right?)

[macclassiciilover]

thoughts on this computer?

hrnrrnhhhggghhhj....., so beautiful (makes out with it)

Damnnnn

Very very nice!! Nice and thicc monitor!! 10/10

[macclassiciilover]

Cutie pie I saw at Target today 💕

[macclassiciilover]

What do u think abt Arcade cabinets, my favorite is polybius, he’s so…

Oh my god I love them!! Polybius is so cool, arcade cabinets are gorgeous!! 10/10

[objectappreciation]

sorry for sexualising everyday objects it will happen again