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After over ten years on this site, I figured it was time for a new username.
Formerly zeldafoof.
Now an ever-expanding machine.
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Not today Justin
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Claire Keane

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new me, new girl, new username, new machine
After over ten years on this site, I figured it was time for a new username.
Formerly zeldafoof.
Now an ever-expanding machine.
I don't ask much from retro console-style RPGs. All I want is a really jacked woman, a centrally placed combat gimmick that's honestly usually less effective than just doing regular attacks because the action economy doesn't work that way (but I use it every round anyway because it looks sick as hell), and at some point getting to fast travel by being shot out of a cannon.
I just had to delete a bunch of dipshits in the replies debating whether Princess Daisy from Super Mario qualifies as "jacked", which has only reinforced my conviction that there's no hope for this site at all.
Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
still thinking about the time my bf asked about favourite dinosaurs and my brother said quetzalcoatlus (pterosaur (not a dinosaur)) and my bf said dimetrodon ((synapsid (stem mammal) (went extinct 50 million years before dinosaurs evolved)) and i said crows (bird (dinosaur)) and yet i was judged to be the incorrect one in this scenario
I offer a salute to this Marine specifically.
Okay, so there's a scene in Project Hail Mary (book) not long after Grace and Rocky meet when Grace leaves to sleep while Rocky is absent from their tunnel and leaves the amount of time he'll be gone taped to the wall between them in popsicle sticks. Grace then oversleeps and is gone more than two hours longer than he said he would be. He wakes up and Rocky is tapping on their divider wall loud enough to be heard in the crew quarters and he's very upset when Grace reappears, hitting the wall and the numbers and pointing to his clock and shaking his fist. And the first time I heard that I went "lil guy why are you so impatient" but after hearing the rest of his story it hit me:
Rocky lost his entire crew to an unknown illness and has been alone in space for forty six years. Lil guy wasn't impatient he was freaking frantic that something had happened to the only other being he'd met in the past fifty years and relieved and understandably worked up when Grace reappeared and was just fine but oh my word, can you imagine? You've been alone for so long and you don't even know what killed your crew or why you survived and you finally, finally meet another person and they leave you a note for when they're gonna be back AND THEN THEY DON'T SHOW UP ON TIME?! where are they question?! are they okay question?!
And all you can do to ask, "hey are you okay over there question?!" is bang on the wall between your two ships and HOPE that this person you met didn't just die or have a horrible accident. FOR TWO HOURS. Headcanon that those two hours were when Rocky came up with the idea for the zenonite ball so he could come into the Hail Mary because he HAD to be able to make sure Grace was okay, even before they were friends, he could not lose anybody else, even this weird alien he just met, this is the first time he's had HOPE in almost FIFTY YEARS. It's no wonder he insists on watching Grace sleep as soon as they have the words for it. ;-;
all ralsei sprites fall into one of 4 moods: pretty princess, smug bitch, bearer of the curse, dog begging you for boiling water on the stove
the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this
this fanfic shit easy
dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.
What does that have to do with gaming ?
fake gamer spotted. take the shot.
Ragebait at its finest
I am genuinely so fucking stupid. I was reading this book where a bunch of people have to pass a logic puzzle in order to survive, and I was like "why are they all dying?? the answer is obviously the third goblet from the left!" yeah.....that was not the answer. I would've died in this book, and I would've been SO publicly smug before I did. like giving people the finger, smirking, etc. this sucks.
If you're ever struggling with math, Fields Medalist Yu Deng recommends yuri.
when people say "death to america" they mean they want the communist death army to storm every city in america and kill everyone there including babies and old people and animals too and then they are going to take a bunch of bulldozers and dynamite and such and demolish all of the buildings and trees and mountains and everything until the entire country is just a smoldering crater. just wanted to clear that up