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hii! im dirk, a genderqueer fagdyke. sir/sirs prns or my name.
i like too many things to list atp. my main boo will always be homestuck tho ♥️
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Are there any objectively bad pieces of media that you like?
I mean like a book with a bunch of plot holes or a game that's pay to win or wtv
Are there any objectively bad pieces of media that you like?
Yes
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The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?
It ain’t Kermit
Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea
But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?
There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.
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I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually
joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons
"grace, why is there glove on your door, question?"
"oh that's uh -- i put that on there when i need to remember something. so when i'm leaving i see it."
"oh, okay. this is human culture?"
"well, uh, no. just me."
"mmm. this is grace culture."
he laughs. "grace culture, yeah."
"so what grace need to remember?"
"ummmm... uhh.. i forget."
"not good system. grace culture not very advanced."
"hey, it works sometimes!"
-later-
"grace have attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder, statement."
"don't you mean question?"
"no question. statement. rocky research on my portable earth thinking machine!"
"rockkk, what did i say about using webmd on me. you can't just be diagnosing me with stuff."
"apology. rocky will not use webmd to diagnose grace. even if grace has all symptoms of deadly cancer."
"i don't have cancer, rock. it tells everyone that."
grace gets up to leave.
"besides," he says, tapping rocky as he walks past him. "the earth doctors already told me i had adhd when i was 12."
rocky swears he heard him wink.
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they aren’t.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
They’re a dog.
yeah they’re fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
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fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
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sharks are smooth dogs
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sharks are obviously not dogs. sharks are smooth lions, and therefore sharks are clearly cats.
If sharks aren’t dogs then why are these little guys called dogfish, hmm?
Grace the kind of guy to read this book and chuckle to himself and when Rocky asks “what?” Grace is just like “you’re in this book” and not explain any further
Saw someone say shipping grace/rocky is wrong because rocky has a mate. Like mfs actually mad at fictional cheating 😭 If cheating gets you this mad at a story, wait until you hear about the other bad things that happen in fiction all the time. Also, they could all be poly together. Actually they should, everyone write about more alien polyamory NOW
eridian children in Grace’s class interested but slightly disappointed to learn that much earth life is bilaterally symmetrical with even numbers of limbs
Grace going “oh!! But!” and teaching them about starfish, to their absolute delight
new eridian schoolchild trend of starfishing aka flopping flat down with all legs out and moving by wiggling and squirming around, giggling. parents hooting at Grace in despair. why did you teach them this
bitches love me for my manoeuvrability
sometimes at work they wedge me behind wall mounted TVs to grab cables. im always the first person under a table to fix something. we were doing con prep work today and the bin was full of plastic that we couldn't get enough leverage to flatten down, so someone just picked me up and dropped me into the bin so I could stamp it down. I can be deployed in so many places
I was getting ready for work, pulling my blonde hair into a messy bun, throwing on some converse and a flannel because I’m not like other girls. As I look at my sky azure crystalline ocean sapphire bird of paradise blue eyes (that aren’t really blue because they turn stormy rain cloud slate when it’s dark or when I’m angry), Eva Stratt came in.
“I sold you to pay our debts,” she said. “Come meet your new masters.”
A single dainty tear trails down my face. I went downstairs and there they were— Rocky and Adrian.
"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it
Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.
So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.
But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.
“Grace is Rocky’s pet” is funny but may I propose to you: Grace is Rocky’s trophy wife
maybe someone already pointed this out but PLEASE look at how they're framing Grace in this scene:
1. At the beginning when he starts to understand what they're asking him vs.
2. the end when he realizes they're serious
He's literally and figuratively boxed in by Stratt and the astronauts. (He's already out of options, he just doesn't know it yet.)
grace is a bit weird
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