dykeish

genderqueer faggot sir/sirs

[butchadjacent]

your favorite bug's favorite bug 🐛

hii! im dirk, a genderqueer fagdyke. sir/sirs prns or my name.

i like too many things to list atp. my main boo will always be homestuck tho ♥️

art tag is extreme faggotry

text tag is meowing loudly

dykesinouterspace's strawpage

[cognitohazardous]

mutual 1: end-of-the-rope suicideposting

mutual 2: the new dandys world event is mid as fuck

mutual 3: liveblogging a foursome

mutual 4: on lunch break

mutual 5: went missing 2 years ago

[rajamitsu]

Saw a video of James Ortiz describe a silly li’l scene that didn’t make it into the movie of the Hail Mary teaching Rocky knock knock jokes while Grace sleeps, then encouraging him to tell one. I immediately needed to illustrate it. (Mary’s bit and the joke itself are from the video, but I added a bit more framing. (And fluff.))

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 2 days 2 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 2 days 3 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 2 days 4 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[butchadjacent]

really dumb art moment i just had

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

[glimmerscully]

[ximenasbrokencd]

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

[dinodoggie]

Heres some more PHM drawings, sorry ive been drawing them so much XD

I hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!!

[notahorseindisguise]

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ratsoupee]

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

[ratsoupee]

More grace and pebbles + the riveting sequel-prequel

[hailed-marys]

how to get out of your own way

[nebulations]

[ID: A Project Hail Mary comic. Grace is frowning as he works on a report, and Carl asks from offscreen, "Have you ever thought about getting out of your own way?" Grace, confused: "Huh?" Carl, unimpressed: "You're smart, man, but you cut yourself off halfway through all your sentences. Why?"

Grace hunches in and says, "Guess I was bullied a lot growing up, haha-" Carl cuts in. "So was I." Grace: "What? Really?" Carl pops Skittles in his mouth as he replies, "I grew up fat and black, I got my fair share of shit. Sure, it got to me, but I came around to the idea that those teenage dipshits were wrong about me. What's your excuse, man?"

Grace says uncomfortably, "I never- Uh. I, well-" Carl looks very unimpressed and says, "See? You're doing it again. Say what you mean to say." Grace slumps. "I guess I never thought about it that way." Carl: "Yeah. I know. That's why I said it. Get out of your own damn way."

We see the first panel in color: Grace floating outside the Hail Mary, surrounded by the red glow of Astrophage, as Carl says, "And once you do that? Hoo, man. You'll be unstoppable."

Back to black and white, Grace smiles emotionally and says, "Thanks, Carl." Carl stands up to leave and points at his paper. "Remember, Stratt wants that report by end of day." Grace hunches again and scowls, "Thank you, Carl." End ID]