Random EMS and Other Thoughts

Michael. 29. Straight. EMT. Human Donation Expert. Say hi

[simena]

Garden of Hope - James Gurney (detail)

[manticoreimaginary]

oh my god, but what is this painting without the dinosaur?

[lizardlicks]

why would you crop the dinosaur

[marlynnofmany]

Somebody’s not a fan of Dinotopia. James Gurney’s art is amazing. 

He modeled for that last one himself, which is just great.

Long live Dinotopia and James Gurney!

[gallusrostromegalus]

I still reccomend Color And Light: A Guide For The Realist Painter and Imaginative Realism: How To Paint What Doesn’t Exist as the single two most helpful art books I’ve ever read. He’s a painter but his instruction is applicable to all Media, including Digital.

You can also get all of his Dinotopia books HERE on his Website.

[tinderventure]

It’s okay, she’s from NJ.

[charlesoberonn]

Venn diagrams don’t really work past 3 circles.

[charlesoberonn]

4-circle Venn diagrams are problematic because they don’t include the intersections of opposite circles without also including one of the other two circles (in this example there’s no AC or BD)

The problem only gets worse with more circles.

[charlesoberonn]

You could solve this problem by using different shapes, like ovals

[blackcurrant-juice]

[up-north-values]

[butchfagminotaur]

if your sexuality feels constricting or like a set of rules you HAVE follow then maybe you just… aren’t that sexuality pal

[butchfagminotaur]

like this literally goes for everyone not just lesbians like if you’re straight but wish you weren’t so you could fuck someone then i have good news for you!

[butchfagminotaur]

you get it

[coelasquid]

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

[akitron]

#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”

[unclefather]

walks into the club wearing my amulet of mara

[matthewhopkins]

Amulet of Mara is for marriage you are looking for a marriage in the club

You worship dibella for sex

[unclefather]

i know what i said. i want to have health insurance, not chlamydia 

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

willem dafoe green goblin really died by stabbing himself at crotch-height with his little flying skateboard huh

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

in hindsight putting the suit's self destruct button in the codpiece was probably a mistake

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

pov you're Harry Osborn and Spider-Man apparently killed your dad by stabbing him in the dick the same night that he (Spider-Man, not your dad) got in a very public fight with the Green Goblin (who murdered the entire board of your father's company using tech your dad developed and whose reign of goblin terror coincided with your dad having some kind of mental breakdown but that's probably all a coincidence) and now your girlfriend (who you did not defend when your dad called her a gold-digging whore, by the way) is breaking up with you to date your roommate (who's had a crush on her since he was six, what the fuck were you thinking dating her anyway? what kind of friend are you? what were you trying to prove? why you so jealous of his crush on her, and why didn't dating her help?) but your roommate turned her down for some reason and you're wondering if maybe he's gay and you're sort of hoping he is but also it's 2002 so you're homophobic and hoping he's not and you won't go to therapy so you just decide it's Spider-Man's fault that you're sad and gay and have daddy issues

[darthlordcommie]

And your solution is to hire the second sexiest Octopus on the east coast to hunt Spider-Man down.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

s.second?

[tinderventure]

Me 5 mins later: I forgor 💀💀

[tinderventure]

So efficient

[tinderventure]

She hasn’t responded

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

the second most fucked up part of the folgers incest commercial is the brother is coming home from africa and his reaction to the folgers is "finally, real coffee"

[donttouchthevoid]

I was like you once

[macisleemt]

The innocence of youth

[neenarchive]

when you grow your own potatoes. those are the real youtubers

[uesp]

Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.

[sindri42]

non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…

orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface

[writing-prompt-s]

Write a reverse-murder mystery story where one person is reanimated and everyone else needs to find out who’s the necromancer.

[usermoreid]

my brother thought tumblr was grindr but for lesbians

[midinite]

maybe reddit isn't that bad after all

[insomniac-arrest]

I am ECSTATIC that the soothsayers of our generation are just straight-up using their powers of manifesting or prophecy or whatever like this

prophetic dreaming, but make it memes

[itslookingback]