17th Century Cum Man

Tags are for the weak

[unclefather]

walks into the club wearing my amulet of mara

[matthewhopkins]

Amulet of Mara is for marriage you are looking for a marriage in the club

You worship dibella for sex

[catchymemes]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[kata4a]

this is an extremely good joke format

[god-of-chainsaws]

I wish I knew how to play chess

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]

[gaypussyretard]

[hackercult]

[doodlemeimpressed]

Australia is going to execute a pigeon

[doodlemeimpressed]

they’re going to kill my man Joe the Pigeon

[doodlemeimpressed]

HE WAS PARDONED

[commanderfreddy]

HE WAS FRAMED IS WHAT HE WAS

[pir8core]

[first image description: A headline from a Denver7 news article that says, “Australia to kill racing pigeon that flew 8,000 miles from Oregon amid quarantine concerns.”

Second image description: A headline from The New York Times that says, “Australia decides not to kill Joe the pigeon.”

Third image description: A headline from The Guardian that says, “Joe the pigeon’s life spared after fake leg tag shows he’s not from US.” End ID]

[steakplissken]

FYI they were going to kill him to prevent him from fucking up the local bird population with foreign diseases, parasites, or his sexy DNA, but it turns out he IS a local

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I have soups that could make you forgive your father.

[fakesleepwalking]

[st-hedge]

My friend who has been hunting all of the korok seeds has allowed Link to eat nothing but raw food

[tetra-the-sage]

Wait do people actually use the cooking mechanic??? At most I'll throw an armful of raw meat onto an open flame. Otherwise I'm just cramming a thousand raw nuts and apples in my face between hits.

[st-hedge]

I’m calling the Link social services on so many people

[st-hedge]

I'm DYING of laughter

[matthewhopkins]

Best part of botw was the cooking mechanic

[ted-and-bill]

Idk about you all but I am convinced that bill and ted has a 6.9 not because people think it's an average movie, but because they know that a 69 joke is more important than a good rating

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

[fatswag-blog]

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

tarot

[cooltori-minami]

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

But this deadass happened in the show though

[dead-puppet-society]

[silver-tongues-blog]

wasnt the yugioh tarot reading right before they fought with ancient egyptian lazer beams?

[egotistical-boi-deactivated2019]

From what I remember yes it actually was

[silver-tongues-blog]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

What EVEN the fuck.

[googleygareth]

What Happens in the RED Spawn Room.

[toogaytofunctionmusic]

Remember that time George Lucas casually inserted the dialogue “you’re shorter than I expected” when Anakin Skywalker encounters General Grievous in Episode III, indicating that he had never seen him before? And then they made a tv show set *before* those events and Dave Filoni had to spend 6 seasons doing narrative backflips to keep these two, the main protagonist and a major antagonist, from ever meeting face to face? Because of one throwaway line? Remember that?

I do. It’s my favorite goddamn obscure Star Wars trivia please put it on my fucking gravestone.

[childhoodgrave]

*jerma voice* the hell is ‘other-kin?’ whats — no, i dont know what ‘other-kin’ is. is that like, f. family? kin? what is ‘other-kin’?

[childhoodgrave]

(reading chat) “no doubles...” what?

[matthewhopkins]

ITS LITERALLY HOW HE SPEAKS

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

[dent-de-leon]

HAppy OCTOBER 3RD,, remember to burn your house down so that there’s no looking back and years later your estranged dad will finally come home and be like “where the fuck’s my house”

[dent-de-leon]

IT’S TIME AGAIN,,

[majortomwashere]

David Bowie - Changes Left: 1967 Right: 1977

[digitalcelluloidboy]

“I’m a lot like you so please, hello, I’m here, I’m waiting I think I’d be good for you and you’d be good for me”

El Scorcho - Weezer

[matthewhopkins]

Portal

[cherrydrivein]