this is fucking grindr not spelling bee central

my name is halley and I am not funny

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

[grimesdidthat-deactivated201805]

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She can’t afford it

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford it

[uchihajacob]

LMAOOOO WHO TF MADE THIS!?!?

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[bellossom]

bolcked. unfallowed.

[bellossom]

🚫BOCKED🚫

[freethebooty]

i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break

[snailtongue]

[tupacabra]

[feraligatr]

[friendodo]

reading this post was like getting punched in the face one time and then getting rapidly kicked in the gut another 12

[wastedawayagaininmargaritaville]

Wow… I wish i slept in a match box or a sardine tin and twisted the little key to tuck myself in…

[wastedawayagaininmargaritaville]

Still true and unfortunately unfulfilled 

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Boy ain’t that the truth

[dangerously-human]

The biggest of moods

[transgenderization]

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

[sword-mlm]

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

[charlesoberonn]

The World Health Organization is going to do what?!

[jones-friend]

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who

[nomalina-deactivated20200603]

why does every cop look like this

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

love the beatles - hey dude. “hey dude don’t make it bad”. a classic

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

[100493503004422]

did you know that you can just say things? like you can just say anything & no one will stop you

[greggturkington]

voted time magazine’s #1 limpest wrist of the century