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WREN: i'm gonna!!

WREN: and i'm gonna send u so many pictures

WREN: of little cats with manes

MAC: that's sounds like a dream i'm ready to live thank you

MAC: doin god's work wren

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Blaze: You know, that would be preferable. Hard to pet cats without mobile arms.

Blaze: But you have my number so you know, hit me up whenever.

Mac: well yes, considering that i'm texting you now, i do indeed have your number.

Mac: crazy how that works

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NAT: u r so fucked up

NAT: wyd anyway ??

MAC: that i wont deny

MAC: what am i doing ?? being fucked up

MAC: something's on tv but idk what it is and i can't move my legs

MAC: u kno, the usual

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NAT: the eygptains were fukin nuts ???

NAT: bad example, bad cats

NAT: we wouldnt have krumkake w/o eggs and thatd be whack

NAT: ergo we need mf HENS

MAC: you're fukin nuts ?????????

MAC: i'm not saying we don't need them i'm saying they're fucking laME AND ARE NOT PETS

MAC: like go fukin cluck somewhere else ya loser

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ADRI: dog people are hella fake nice,,, just like dogs i mean

ADRI: yes i hate people but at least im real about it thats why car ppl are the best

MAC: that's very true

MAC: but i mean i've met a couple cool dogs, and a couple cool dog people

MAC: they're a rare breed tho ig

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Blaze: Those people must be confused.

Blaze: Anyway, if you ever want to come say hi to her, let me know.

Mac: i will certainly let you know in the future

Mac: probably a time when i can move my arms and legs would be an ideal one

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WREN: i'd love a lion as a pet

WREN: i'll stick with a regular cat though

WREN: i could buy one of those collars that looks like a mane and pretend its a tiny lion

WREN: definitely deserving of love!

MAC: hahahahahahah

MAC: a little mane on a little cat

MAC: that would be so fucking funny

MAC: please do it

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WREN: sure you can!!!

WREN: i pet them every day they're actually really sweet

WREN: i suppose you can't keep one as a pet though

MAC: no, they're not very practical pets unfortunately

MAC: but i spose they are cute too.

MAC: well deserving of love

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WREN: NO SILLY

WREN: /big/ cats

WREN: like lions and tigers and cheetahs

MAC: oh.

MAC: ya, they're cool too.

MAC: i can't really pet them tho

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WREN: cats are super cool!!!!

WREN: know what's cooler??

WREN: BIG CATS.

MAC: big cats?? like, fat cats ?? bc i agree.

MAC: fat cats are adorable

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ASH: I told susie and she thanks you

ASH: I have to agree susie is the bomb.com

MAC: godbless susie

MAC: cats are so lovely. all of them.

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ADRI: anytime

ADRI: thats precisely why im doing, gotta help my fellow cat lovers

MAC: it seems ever day dog lovers shit on us so we gotta stick together

MAC: i stg they're crazy

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NAT: mac we'd legit be nowhere w/o mf hens

NAT: but a society w/o cats ??

NAT: it'd be better so stfu

MAC: you're so fucking wrong

MAC: who would be on rodent control?

MAC: cats were like... worshiped in eygpt times

MAC: chickens? nah dog we just butcher them

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BLAZE: Okay man i'll do that. I'm pretty sure she appreciates it but it can be a bit hard to tell

BLAZE: Where did you go that talked down on cats? Cats are wonderful loving creatures why would anyone say otherwise?

MAC: as long as you try that's all that count, right

MAC: idk... around. lots of people hate them ig

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will: stay away from my cat

mac: dude i'm not coming anywhere near your cat, just let them know they are cool

mac: give him a pet for me

mac: chill out

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ADRI: i agree fully

ADRI: i will send u a message when i do just so u know its real

MAC: thank you

MAC: proof always helps. plus any excuse to see more cats is a good one

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NAT: LMAOOOOOOO

NAT: the c in cat stands for cancer but aight man u do u

NAT: fuckin weirdo

MAC: aye fuk u

MAC: cats are too good for you anyways you prick.

MAC: you're the one who lives with chickens you freak