CHRISTINA LAUREN SENTENCE STARTERS : quotes taken from various novels written by christina lauren.
“i’ve essentially handed my heart over to the person who’s had it on reserve for half my life.”
“i was coming out here to ask why you were acting so weird, but i see i need to keep things present tense.”
“it never occurred to me that you might be mine.”
“i laugh because this feels genuinely impossible.”
“how does one move on from someone so kind of heart and fine of ass?”
“i’m the human equivalent of a fart that clears the room.”
“maybe it’s not about making the right choices.”
“maybe it’s not about making the right choices exactly, but making the right choices because you’re finally being you. maybe that what you needed.”
“the only person whose expectations you have to live up to is yourself.”
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐒 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗)
“i can appreciate my body in a bikini and still want to set fire to the patriarchy.”
“i am a homebody, through and through, and there’s nothing like being home.”
“don’t threaten me with a good time.”
“an eight-hour flight, and there’s no movie. — maybe they’re hoping your life flashing in front of your eyes will be distraction enough.”
“when i signed up for this honeymoon, i had no idea it would involve so much nudity.”
“should i have told them about the time you gifted me that last will and testament software at the family christmas party? i mean honestly—”
“work like a captain, play like a pirate.”
𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐋'𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖)
“but at the end of the day, being myself is enough. i’m enough.”
“when i meet someone i love, i become an octopus and wind my tentacles around their heart, tighter and tighter until they can’t deny they love me just the same.”
“i’ve probably loved you longer>”
“i can say without question i’ve honestly never known anyone else like you.”
“so completely undatable?”
“i saw it and i thought it would make you laugh.”
“you look ridiculous in that.”
“i hope you wear it all day.”
“you look ridiculous in that. i hope you wear it all day.”
“straight-up mediocre vodka it is.”
“i catch a flash of bare ass and find religion.”
“i used to refer to her as social lubricant, but [NAME] made me promise ot never use that phrase again.”
“will anything ever be permanent?”
“what the hell am i doing with my life?”
“that’s a lot of meat. no pun intended.”
“you’re supposed to carry the bride across the threshold to be romantic, not because she’s broken from eating her weight in beef.”
“when i get angry, i cry.”
“when i get angry i cry. it’s like the two wires cross in my emotional brain.”
“i’m still awake at four in the morning, sitting on my couch, leg jiggling. nothing helped me sleep.”
𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖)
“i never got to fall out of love. i just had to move on.”
“don’t spoil her/him with toys, spoil her/him with books.”
“i’m not prepared for this.”
“do you have to prepare for me?”
“i couldn’t go home to someone else and pretend to love her with everything i have.”
“sometimes it feels like i think about you every minute.”
“tell her you love her. girls need the words.”
“i like your kind of quiet. your heart isn’t quiet.”
“i like your kind of quiet.”
“what’s your favorite word?”
“thanksgiving on the floor in our underwear?”
“you can’t think that long before giving me an 'okay’. that’s a condescending 'okay’.”
𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅-𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖)
“i’m lonely because i don’t tell people what i need or what i want.”
“i’m lonely because i don’t tell people what i need or what i want, and then get hurt when they don’t figure it out on their own.”
“the craziest thing about parenting must be that it’s this huge experiment and you have no idea whether it’s successful until, like, decades later.”
“forgiveness is so fucking freeing.”
“i should have been more offended. but i only have one emotion, and it’s hunger.”
“me? i was obsessed with serial killers.”
“me? i was obsessed with serial killers. more specifically, i was obsessed with the idea of female serial killers.”
“you deserve good. i’m sorry i ever let you believe otherwise.”
“emotions are live wires, and mine are doa.”
“i’d call you a douche bag, but that would imply you could actually get near a vagina.”
“i thought about getting a cat today. that’s a solid step into the commitment zone.”
“maybe it’s because we can be quiet together, and it’s never weird.”
“i rarely examine myself, never mind share with anyone else.”
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