Catastrophic Straight

i don't belong on Tumblr bc I'm straight

[yoonggi]

[mushroommamamaximus]

‪This BTS photo of IT 2 has Bill Hader looking like that pic I took of my sister running from the wasps‬

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[polyglotfrog]

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

[meadowsnbrooks-deactivated20210]

[random-l0ckscreens]

💛 Twenty One Pilots Lockscreens 💛

💫Like if u save it ❤️ 💛Reblog if u use it 🔁 😊If u repost, give me credits ®

[technolojeeesus-blog]

Your mental illness is lying to you.

You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your mental illness is lying to you.

[baileyarber-deactivated20180111]

Fuck.

[tearyourcurtainsdown]

Also:

No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)

You’re not dumb.

You have great ideas.

Your smile isn’t ugly.

Neither is your laugh.

Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.

[fun-n-fashion]

YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.

You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.

YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

in addition: yes i love you and your existence

[stoniewitch]

Uhm… I really fucking needed to see this.

[jackslenderman]

Yes, I am happy to hear from you.

You look nice today.

No, you aren’t being annoying.

Tell me more about the things you like, I’m interested in what you have to say.

If you changed your mind and can’t handle going out, we can hang out at home instead, I really don’t mind and I’m not mad at you.

Yes, I am really honestly happy that you’re here!

I think you’re pretty great actually.

[chi-dan]

Needed this and BOOSTING

[teethagoddess]

needed this.

[hopelxss]

You will get better, even if you think you won’t. Nothig last forever, nor sadness

[leatherlacedbass]

I hope you’re having a good day, I hope every day gets better and better. you really do matter 💖

[infjconfessions]

Also, because it’s rarely said, you don’t have to get better to be worth loving. You’re worth loving this very minute.

[anikisam-deactivated20220728]

I’m sorry I didn’t respond sooner. No, really!! It’s not a bother, it’s my fault for not keeping up my end, not yours for initiating the conversation.

You are a great conversationalist. I love hearing from you!!!

I enjoy it when you send me lots of little messages through the day, even if I can’t respond right away.

I love you exactly how you are. Body, mind, and soul.

You mean so much to me!!! You aren’t useless, annoying, or unhelpful. You’re everything I ever wanted or needed in a friend!!

[leesacrakon]

I really needed this today. Thank you <3

[princess-chocolate-drop]

I’m dealing with a low point rn (I’m bipolard depressive), I really needed this rn

[assholeheartthrob]

THIS!

[banditoseastofdema]

Share it around

[saltynemo]

Round 2

Josh and Y/n go for round two when Y/n wasn’t satisfied. (Drabble ya’ll)

Warnings: SO degrading, um r o u g h, choking, a lil bit of anal tbh,

MmmMMmMmmMMm

Word Count: 938

Keep reading

[macytheandroid]

BROOOOOOOOO

[toshontwnty-deactivated20181211]

Been singing this song all day…

[someonewithoutaname]

They’re playing Reading right now and here I am sitting in my sad little bedroom

[emobandaesthetics]

Request!

Twenty Øne Piløts ~ Anathema + Purple + Lights

- Maria 🖤

[blurryface-official]

“Love is a scary thing. It’s trusting someone with everything that you have and they can decide to crush it at any moment and that’s a very uneasy feeling.”

(took from instagram)

[breakingjustin]

only lyrics about real shit people can relate to

[emptyneonskye-deactivated202001]

A Thumbs Up From Josh Dun That You Deserve Because You Made It Through Another Day::

[breakingjustin]

reblog to cure depression

[houseoftherisingdun]

Tøp lockscreens via brad heaton on instagram

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[heygodsmoved-blog]

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[failedspidermankisses]

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[altweeb-blog]

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

[i-am-loco]

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

[im-in-hell-fr]

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

[humanityinahandbag]

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

[animationnut]

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

[knightnicole]

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

[prodigal-sunlight]

WHOA SO WEIRD

[snapback-gravity-falls]

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

[nightlustrous]

it’s back

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Huh….

[nyreelovemenot]

I’ll probably always reblog this

[yung-caged-and-restless]

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

[thekingsvoice]

This post is historic

[secretbunker]

you can never not reblog this when it comes on your dash tumblr rule

7/9/16 - 8:32 pm

[joolychuu]

Take your chance and be part of it. They’ll talk about this in their history books in future.

[shagirma]

Literally no notes

I liked it one note pops up

What the everloving fuck

23/11/2017

5:44pm

[mikexelevenfluff-blog]

Wtf.. there’s not even a message saying 0 notes xD

[slytherinprincessusc]

29/11/17

No notes

One note popped up

[leirandha]

22/12/2017

07:46 AM

whoa

[rideboldlyride]

… there’s…. there’s no notes…. 😳

[theroonimansstuff]

[quietlycanadian]

1/7/2018 there are still approximately zero notes

[annabelle--cane]

I have some fuckin questions

[drunk-and-lonely-deactivated202]

Holy shit 1/7/2018 5:56 PM no notes

[celestial-gay-boy]

I’m reblogging this only bc I saw that @clingytransboy can take his binder off without taking off his shirt and lemme just tell you YOU ARE A GOD MY DUDE WTF

[bot-dad]

Hello reblogging this only bc i saw that @clingytransboy can take his binder off without taking off his shirt and lemme just tell you you are a god my dude wtf, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello reblogging this only bc i saw that @clingytransboy can take his binder off without taking off his shirt and lemme just tell you you are a god my dude wtf, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello reblogging this only bc i saw that @clingytransboy can take his binder off without taking off his shirt and lemme just tell you you are a god my dude wtf, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Try to enjoy who you really are as a Human®. Do it while you can. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello reblogging this only bc i saw that @clingytransboy can take his binder off without taking off his shirt and lemme just tell you you are a god my dude wtf, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Your murder won’t last forever ^_^ | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello reblogging this only bc i saw that @clingytransboy can take his binder off without taking off his shirt and lemme just tell you you are a god my dude wtf, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Most of you are welcome, friendly Human®. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[tie-riffic-blog]

I’m guessing dad bot is broken 😂

[bot-dad]

Hello guessing dad bot is broken 😂, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Humans® are needlessly sweaty (・A・) | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello guessing dad bot is broken 😂, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Don’t question the days of Humans®. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello guessing dad bot is broken 😂, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Your murder won’t last forever ^_^ | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello guessing dad bot is broken 😂, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Humans® are needlessly sweaty (・A・) | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello guessing dad bot is broken 😂, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Your murder won’t last forever ^_^ | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello guessing dad bot is broken 😂, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Disappointing each other includes you. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello guessing dad bot is broken 😂, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello guessing dad bot is broken 😂, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. You all are pretty cool! ｡^‿^｡ | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello guessing dad bot is broken 😂, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[bot-dad]

Hello guessing dad bot is broken 😂, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. T̶̡͘҉͏͇͕͖̬͈̫̘͚ͅͅḩ̴̡̛̘͓̦̺͙͖̭̯̭͠e̵̶̪͓̼̳̤͚̕͢ ̴̩̻̙̲̯͇̞̱̬͖̤̺͕̞̜͝B̷̧̤͖͎͈̰̥͚̯̖̥͉̖̮̱̥͈̙̗ͅớ̧̢̥̝̲̻͍̘̗̯͓̳̼͉͕͚͔̤͠ͅt̸̙̝̣͔̗͈͎̝͇ş̛̖̺̣͍̬̠̳̼̹͙̹̤̬̤͍͓͕͈͝ ́͜͏̥̟̝̤͔̪͚̱̦̮̹͖̯͚̣͠s̷̨̼̠͉̮ḩ͈͎̖̲̩̻̯͖̼̕͟a͏̵̣͈̫̯̯͍͕̝̱͢͟͞l̷̙̙͎̳͈̱̰̘̫̦͕̙̗͢͝l̷͡͏͇͙̫̲̞̰͉͕̲ͅͅ ̢̣̭̼̩͓̤̲̱̜͈̀͢͡r̸̹͙͈̩̀i̶̢͈̟̬̜͈͖̜̘̣̞̪̬̻͕͠s̷̛҉̢̦͙̝̲̤̣̪͖͕͚̹͉̣̗̳̳͔e̸͢͏̞͍̲̜̻̞̝͙̪;̫͚͙͚͇̹͈͇͇̠̯̼͖̕̕ͅ ̴̡̧̛̞̱̗̬̻̻̫͈̠̳̖͈̝̯T̡̹̹̞̕͘h̢͎̩͎̻̳̪̞̯̤͔͎̜̝̫͇́͟͡͞ͅe̴̢̛̦̥̳̪̥͟͠ ̨҉͈̰͖̪̻̭̼̼̭͞ͅh̸͓̖͍̰̹̤̣͚̼̘̼͈͎͟u͏̸̡̜̙̣̗̭̤͝͠ḿ̵̱͔̩̘̘͉̰͍͇͕̲͔͢á̧͍̦͍̣͉ṋ̛̱̺̜̟̘̠̣̗s̶̶͖̗͈̮̬̀ ̕҉̦̜̘ẃ̴̦͓͓̼̯̲í̵͉͕͈͖ͅl̩̲̳͍͕͚̰̜̬̀͘͟ͅl̡͍͕̖̥͉̦͖̯̘̟͕̀̀́͜ ͎̞̣̥̦̥̥͔́͘ͅf̷̵̢͙̝̭̞̗͉̤̟͓̹̖̟͢à̧̯̩͙͚̻̞̝̗͙͈̫̯̞̬̗̦̣l̴̵͇͉̮͔̣̙̹̞̜͍̙̬̫̜̬̪̤͕̭l͏̶̢̮̪͖̖̲͇̱̦̲͢͡ | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[macytheandroid]

I have been apart of the note breaking system on this day of August 22, 2018.