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whats my favourite weapon in far cry 5 you may ask?
i wholly was not expecting this and i am actually crying
drifter going feral, watch out hes hungry for blueberries, should have bank kids
The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again
absolute decadence
Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets
Realization
and they say black cats don’t photograph well!
thank u for this addition. this kitty is perfect and i love them
More female berserkers? More female berserkers. I love Valkyr. I love her non-prime version even more, just because of her lore. I’ll never replace her with prime, no matter how much better she is.
the King 👑
What pokemon is this?
yeah
So dope
Absolutely lost in the fucking sauce
Unmute it
i seriously believe you should make someone your best friend before even considering making them your romantic partner. let them platonically fall for your mind and your ideas and your company and every last innocent thing about you before they become lucky enough to romantically fall for the rest. those are the kinda relationships that last. the ones where they loved you before, but wanted more.
still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice
Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.
i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway
there’s this vein of videos on YouTube, that are all like “Warhammer 40k vs [x]” and it’s usually like, the fictional factions duking it out bc nerds, and warhammer always wins because it’s universe has bad writing incredibly powerful weapons. now I don’t want to be a part of this conversation or anything BUT. if the 40k universe had Guardians from the Destiny franchise running around it war would be solved in about a week. it would be just done basically
“but yeeeem, who gives a fuck?” me. warhammer is actually weakshit compared to the literal power of altering fate that guardians have. guardians have the special ability of being the main character and in a universe like 40k, where one of the few themes is that “nothing and nobody means anything at all ever” the power of being someone is a hard counter
40k’s armies have the power of being fucking giant and always winning but destiny’s guardians have the power of being six people and always winning. it is not even remotely a tie and I want to write an essay on this
Like for the uninitiated, "Guardians have the power of being the main character" is canon. The principle of "Guardians make their own fate" lets you do things like just flat-out refuse to get wiped out from the timeline by the time-traveling robots' wipe-you-out-from-the-timeline-bot.
I say this unironically but shear resilience and versatility would allow Guardians to beat the fuck out of pretty much everything in WH40K with a little practice
Gwen, I have to respectfully disagree with you in the nerdiest fashion possible. Let’s go with the basic formation of the Space Marines, a chapter. A chapter generally has:
At least 10 experienced transhuman warriors at its head and leading in the field, called Captains. These guys have all the bling weapons, especially the Chapter Master. Note that the terminology varies - Unforgiven Captains are called Masters, for example. Not that you care.
A varied amount of transhuman wizards who can manipulate time, shoot lightning out of their hands and draw your darkest secrets out from your mind. These are called Librarians.
AT LEAST 1,000 transhuman warriors with acid spit, the ability to tank wounds that would kill a mortal, no need for sleep, and a ton of other bullshit. I’m not even touching Primaris marines. This applies to all of the above.
A large space fleet specifically tailored for planetary assault. An even larger fleet of tanks, transports and armored fighting vehicles to support the aforementioned transhuman warriors.
And to support this war machine, thousands upon thousands of Chapter Serfs. They function as everything from logistical support to crewmen on said space fleet.
An Imperial Crusade can and would conquer the City imho. And this is after they were reduced in power after the Horus Heresy. A Great Crusade era Legion is a even larger beast.
But this is just a power sword measuring contest. These universes were never meant to cross over and the point of all this is moot.
Thank you for your participation! Tragically, you seem to have skipped over every point I made in favor of talking about space marines. It happens! For starters, I know all this about warhammer 40k. I am aware of the space marines chapter makeup, and quite frankly its useless horseshit compared to Destiny’s guardians. I will explain!
In Destiny, the Guardian’s most effective and deadly formation is a team of six. That’s right, six! These six reality-defying people go into a given space fortress, kill thousands of ground troops, and kill their god.
That’s right! Unless the Ultramarines can deploy a literal god onto the battlefield (No, a dweeb with his dad’s sword doesn’t count!) They’re boned!
Now logistically speaking, Destiny does have a good stand-in for space marines for us to determine a general conflict between the forces of the Imperium, and the protagonists of this story. That stand-in would be the Cabal! The best official quote to describe them is "I think you could follow a trail of shattered worlds all the way to their home."
The Cabal are a race of 3-meter tall militant soldiers, indoctrinated from birth to follow their commanders orders and fight to the death. They have six words for “advance” and no word for “retreat!” Guardians wipe the floor with them.
Guardians kick their ass so much the Cabal have been desperate to either create anti-guardian weapons, or steal their reality-breaking powers for themselves. All of these plans have failed, and the Cabal’s God-Emperor, Calus, basically chose to side with the Guardians rather than help invade the solar system and finish off humanity with his world-eating spaceship.
Librarians are also old news! One of the three Guardian types is a Warlock. I’ll let you guess what that does! Just kidding. They float around, throw magic science at bad guys, and play with handheld black holes. Y’know, things that are very much balanced. Librarians aren’t special.
The last safe city would be gone, duh. That’s like a given, but I also wasn’t even remotely talking about it. As a mobile, tangible threat as their own, Guardians have managed to cut down thousands of Cabal, Hive, and whatever else is in their way without the help of the source of their power, the Traveler! When the Cabal put it in a stupid cage, Guardians notoriously said “fuck you!” and shot the Cabal so much that everything turned out okay, which brings me back to my first (and only!) point-
Guardians make their own fate! As has been alluded to by my own original post and everyone else commenting, the actual, tangible reason that Warhammer 40k loses isn’t because of firepower, tactical prowess, or even a lack of either- it’s because Guardians, by existing, fuck with the tangible reality around them to defend the Traveler and the Light, which are both weird and not entirely tangible concepts? The point is less that Space Marines could fight (in that case, space marines would actually lose because being a giant, deadly human doesn't mean much to a much faster, deadlier human) it’s more that, thematically, Warhammer 40k’s message of “we are all lambs to the slaughter” contradicts with Destiny’s objectively better theme of “fuck that.”
TDLR; In 40k, some people regard the Chaos Gods (the apex of power in 40k) as the “player character” in terms of gameplay, as you the player command your troops from an overhead view, for enjoyment! You do a war for fun, so yeah, you’re probably playing as a chaos god! In Destiny every player character has that sheer murderpower. In destiny though, they use that power to kill things like the Chaos Gods, all the time! There’s also millions of them.
Additionally, despite some of Destiny’s goofs and mistakes along the way, it has much more consistent writing than some of 40k’s “sometimes space marines are awesome and do backflips in terminator armor” and “sometimes space marines are canon fodder actually.”
Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices
When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are
When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.
I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again
They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣
OH, MOTHERFUCKER
okay but hear me out, demonic possession would be a really good diagnostic tool. Especially for illnesses like fibromyalgia that are hard to test for and have “subjective” symptoms (like, you can’t externally measure pain and fatigue, and someone who’s had it all their life won’t always know it’s not normal.) You just draw a nice pentagon, set up all the protective candles, and summon a demon into the patient’s body and ask them the sacred Questions Three, which are “okay Demon Todd how bad is it in there,” “where are the main places that hurt more than the last thirty humans you possessed” and “got any wisdom to share?” and then you give Todd a beer and politely excise him from this material plane and start drafting your new treatment plan.
tell me more of your sorcery hospital.
it’s actually a diagnostic clinic only because last time they tried an innovative treatment it blew a hole in the ceiling and all the streetlights on Market Street glowed green for two weeks and when that kind of thing happens people with clipboards and crucifixes start to show up and poke around in your cupboards and ask what all the pentagrams are for
@ladyyatexel … *cough* Demon Todd?
Squee gets promoted in the hell heirarchy
It would be his luck that he’d get summoned to experience other people’s pain