[kosmogrl]

*looks in the mirror* you’re on thin ice

[typingwithmyhandstied]

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

[loontattoo]

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[precevazia]

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

[armandology]

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

[fairycosmos]

every time my hair is greasy it’s like you might as well just take me out back and shoot me honestly

[maxxie-or-smth]

yeah i'm into petplay run me over with your car

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[coolxatu]

shout out to bagels. a well timed bagel has changed my life at least 3 times

[junk-thunder]

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

[fairycosmos]

if something fundamental in me wasn’t missing i would be so fun to be around

[thesapphicunited]

You’re laughing. There are no cheeses for the meeces and you’re laughing.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

some personal news: i have been found alive after a four day search