[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[rolery-moved]

First edition of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

[sandmandaddy69]

[teathattast]

[singinbluebird]

[pineapple-dildos]

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

[glowcowboy]

save me hot shower

[sambuchito]

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

[fluffygif]

[mistressaccost]

[kiefbowl]

e snoopy

[madamaphrodite]

someone explain right now why i’ve just seen mr beast holding his dick on my twitter tl

[spn-lesbian]

demon: I'm going to kill your husband!

Dean: my what?

demon: the angel *points at Cas*

Dean: he's not my husband?

demon: *slams fist* WHY NOT?!

[spn-lesbian]

@emilysworldoffandoms you are so right

[madamaphrodite]

shit how the fuck did Kendall Roy become my favourite succession character

[madamaphrodite]

just opened ao3 for the first time in months to read succession fanfiction

[captmuldoon]

wait a second -

MOBY BARBIE??? IN MY BARBIE MOVIE????

[punkrorschach]

the cowards wouldnt say Barbie Dick

[apocalypseswhore]

me when i’m straight and i’m chilling at the club with my bro who’s also straight and there’s lots of hot women around but we still can’t stop touching and staring at each other (we’re straight)

[madamaphrodite]

when my two favourite babygirls interact 🥰 (they are fully grown men who are committing white collar crimes)

[madamaphrodite]

i thought you guys were joking when you said Greg and Tom want to fuck oh my god

[heateron]

[homofied]