The 3 little politicians (and the big bad tax payer).
Rewind back a couple years, there was once a government who looked after 3 politicians, and he do not have enough tax payers money to fund there luxurious lives of fine dining pointless commodities, so after many years the government decided it could not afford it any more and with that he sent them out into the normal world to con the nation with lies and deception.
The eldest of the politicians went first, and he trotted along the road and came to a hard working tax payer with bundles of straw and with the power: of deception, false promises, and lies he came to a good deal (for the politician) secretly leaving the tax payers out of pocket and with that he set off to build his house of straw where he would then use it to make a 'connection to the public' to show he was 'one of them' as a pathetic attempt to be accepted by 'his people'.
when he had finished building his house, a week later, the same tax payer he had sold to had walked past his house and realise that he had been had, he was outraged and fuming, but he kept cool and devised a plan to get back at the politician and to show that you don't mess with tax payers.
So he knocked on the door and said:
''Little politician!Little politician! Let me in! Let me in!''
Realising it was the taxpayer he conned by looking through the keyhole, he answered back:
"No! no! not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
Then the tax payer smiled with an evil grin said:
''Fine, have it your way and i will burn your house down''
So he dashed petrol on the straw house and burnt his house down and ate the little politician to dispose of the evidence.
Now, the next little politician, he started his journey trotting, like the last and just like his elder he too saw a tax payer (the same one his elder saw) this time with a bundle of logs and with the power of: deception, false promises, and lies he came to a good deal (for the politician) secretly leaving the tax payer out of pocket, again, and with that he set off to build his house of logs where he would then use it to make a 'connection to the public' to show he was 'one of them' as a pathetic attempt to be accepted by 'his people'.
When the politician had finished building his house, a couple of weeks later, the same tax payer walked past his house and he realised that he had been had ,again by another politician, he was outraged and fuming. ''How could this happen again'' he shouted to himself but, again, he kept cool and devised a plan to get back at the politician and to show that you don't mess with tax payers.
So he knocked on the door and said:
''Little politician!Little politician! Let me in! Let me in!''
Realising it was the tax payer he conned by looking through the keyhole, he answered back:
"No! no! not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
Then the tax payer smiled with an evil grin, more evil than last time, and said:
''Fine, have it your way and i will burn your house down''
So he dashed petrol on the log house, trapping the politician in as fear filled his eyes and his life flashed before him, every evil dishonest deed he had done came back as if to send him off. His house burnt down and then the tax payer ate the little politician,decapitating him limb from limb to destroy the evidence.
Time for the last little politician to make his way, off he started his journey trotting, and just like his two elders, saw a tax payer (the same one his elders had seen) this time with a load of bricks and with the power of: deception, false promises, and lies he came to a good deal (for the politician) secretly leaving the tax payer out of pocket, again, and with that he set off to build his house of bricks where he would then use it to make a 'connection to the public' to show he was 'one of them' as a pathetic attempt to be accepted by 'his people'.
When he had finished building his house, a couple of weeks later, the same tax payer he had sold to had walked past his house and realise that he had been had, again by another politician, he was outraged and fuming, ''how could this happen again'' he shouted to himself but, again, he kept cool and devised a plan to get back at the politician and to show that the that you don't mess with tax payers.
So he knocked on the door and said:
''Little politician!Little politician! Let me in! Let me in!''
Realising it was the tax payer he conned by looking through the keyhole, he answered back:
"No! no! not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
Then the tax payer smiled with an evil grin, more evil than last time, and said:
''Fine, have it your way and i will burn your house down''
So just like last time and the time before he dashed petrol on the brick house but something was different this time because the house would not catch a light, and he tried and he tried and he tried with no luck. And on that note he left and came back the next day with a new plan. So the next day, bright and early he knocked on little politician's door.
''I am sorry about yesterday man, I was just angry, I will make it up to you.''
''Really!'' said the little politician sounding as convinced as he could be at the request.
''Yeah, I'll make a meal to apologize and you know, start fresh''
''That sounds wonderful!''
The little politician continued to say.
Now before we continue, it's vital that you know both the little politician and the big bad tax payer are lying to each other through there teeth so hard that there teeth could fall out at any time and all they wanted is to see the other suffer.
Unfortunately the little politician, being a politician, was two steps ahead of the tax payer and realised the situation unfolding and knew he had to get the politician first.
''Ok i understand I have deeply upset you and the pain I caused must be indescribable, so instead of you making me dinner I will make you dinner because I am making food anyway.''
The little politician went on talking so much bull, about how he was so very sorry and how he never meant to cause no one pain, that his mouth might as well had been a sewer, all to divert the tax payer from the truth.
''You know what, your ok and I think I will join you for dinner.''
Said the tax payer after finding a heart to forgive little politician and give him another chance.
''Come through. Wait, just one little problem''
''And what might that be?''
''Errm well after you tried to burn down my house yesterday, all the locks in my house jammed. The doors don't work, so if you still want to stay for dinner you can climb down the chimney and join me if that is not a problem. Its safe to go down trust me''
The tax payer though for a brief second if he should stay or not and after thinking he decided.
The politician could not believe his luck because the truth is the politician had no food and was boiling the water using the chimney fire in need of contents to add to the pot, and as the tax payer started coming down the chimney , the steam from the pot made the chimney slippery with water vapour and he lost his grip...
''Watch out for the pot at the bottom, its hot .. oh wait too late.. ohhh my bad.''
said the politician in raw sarcasm.
And the tax payer fell into the pot of boiling water, slowly melting the skin off him. His flesh turning the colour of the water red, leaving just his bones to float on top. The politician then removed the bones off the top of the water and replaced the lid on the cauldron to cook and ate the tax payer for dinner after that night.
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After i outlined the pencil i then colored it in using water colour the went back over the outline in ball point again because the outline faded when i colored over it.
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