hi um yeah can i get a

bee | 22 | they/them | big fan of willow trees | you can do whatever you want forever

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[papayajuan2019]

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[gold-tigerr]

I’m a simple human i see sunset and be instantly amazed every time

[savethelifeofmychild]

just stressed myself out until i died

[aidashakur]

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

[samimarkart]

Pigeon stack!

[guelwaar]

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

[targetedknowledge]

[kosmogrl]

[website-com]

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm not a puppygirl or a catgirl. I'm a fish. and that is satisfyingly vague and abstract enough for me

[samjacksonslefttesticle]

i’ve gone back into my cage cuz i was doing much better in my cage actually