Hope is the thing with feathers

Maddie. 23. Vegan. Jewish. Queer/Bi/Pan. She/her/hers. Fandoms: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, BBC Sherlock, OUAT, Disney, ATLA, and many more I follow back.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anthonyandaziraphale]

[theblueeyedfirebender]

P R O U D

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

Avatar: The Last Airbender - Book 3 Episode 6 THE AVATAR AND THE FIRE LORD

[xyxyz1112]

glimbow child + catradora babysitting for the first time (while glimmer and bow have to attend some sort of important meeting or something)

it’d probably take them a while to figure out how to take care of a child and be good aunts

[popsunner]

Reason why, based on past and current experiences, I would be the worst main character in a horror movie:

1. One time I was babysitting my siblings and I heard a loud thump so I went up to check on my five year old brother and he was sitting in the middle of his floor. I asked what he was doing and he said “It’ll all be over soon.” so I kissed his head and said goodnight and left.

2. When I was thirteen my door fell off it’s hinges while I was reading in my bed and I found screws and fixed it and never told anyone or thought about it again.

3. I woke up in my backyard with a bible on my chest, brushed myself off, and went and ate some cereal.

4. My sister woke me up terrified and brought me to my older sister who was banging her head on a wall while asleep, I walked her to bed and tucked her in, and none of us said anything about it again.

5. My grandma told me our house was haunted and I said “they seem to be pretty quiet ghosts then.” Right as a cup fell off the counter without anyone near it, I said “that was petty.” And asked my grandma if she wanted to play cards.

6. The heirloom doll that sits in a box under my bed randomly showed up in my windowsill. I figured it was a better spot anyway and left it. It never moved again.

7. I planted some seeds from a box I found in the garage, and the next day all our plants died so I dug them up and put them back, and everything went back to normal.

8. I moved from a room upstairs to one downstairs and my things kept getting thrown into the hall when I wasn’t home, so I stood in the middle of the room and said, “I’m here now. Deal with it.” My stuff never got thrown out after that.

9. My dad told me he’d been hearing strange noises in the living room at night so I moved the bird cage in there and my dad said it stopped that night.

10. I watched a bunch of my books fall off my shelves so I picked up all the fallen ones and gave them to my grandpa and that was the end of it.

[celestialdeth]

you are literally the best main character of a horror movie 

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I’d take health care and no children in cages if it meant, like, fewer kinds of apple juice to choose from, idk.

[val-ritz]

Because this version of the post doesn’t have it: HE IS IN A RESTAURANT SUPPLY STORE. It’s not even SUPPOSED to have a fucktillion name brands!

[henstomper]

How to talk to a “Gamer”

Consider asking the Gamer about their “Specs”, which is short for spectres. Gamers enjoy passing the time by discussing the various ghosts trapped within their “gaming” contraptions. At this point, they will begin rattling off a long list of entirely meaningless numbers, letters, and phrases. This should give you enough time to prepare your sedative.

[takaska]

delighted to let you all know this works like a dream

[tonystank]

hard same

[insomniac-arrest]

vibes of that experimental time in animated kids movies: alt indie, gay, STRONG aesthetic, weirdly dark, epic world-building, gay again, found family as fuck, demon ladies, cat ladies, father issues, SHIPS AND STUFF

idk what was UP with this time period, but I want to embody whatever these vibes were into my very soul

[mysharona1987]

[stelloids]

🌸🍃🍂❄️

[coravan]

IMPORTANT FUCKING NEWS EVERONE

The FLOWERPOT on ISABELLE’S desk CHANGES

WHAT IF ??

WE get to GIVE them TO HER ?!

[somecutething]

[adhd-me]

I love this so much

[sarcasticcollegestudent]

It’s not her fault! Cats are really bad at object permanency.

[atrailofblood]

I like when he shows her the toy at the beginning and she does a little hand gesture like “YEAHTHATs the shit I like!”

[lichfucker]

[video description: a person kneeling on a wood floor in front of a brown mountain lion. in front of the person are three bright blue plastic buckets which are face-down on the floor. the person points at the bucket on the far left and lifts it up to reveal a small, incredibly round leopard plushie. the mountain lion raises its paw in acknowledgement of the plushie. the person covers the plushie with the bucket, and then very obviously and slowly swaps the positions of the left and middle buckets. the mountain lion gets up and immediately goes to the far left bucket. the person lifts up the bucket, revealing nothing underneath. the mountain lion looks around in confusion, then begins sniffing around the middle bucket. the person lifts up the bucket to reveal the plushie, and the mountain lion immediately swipes at it, picks it up in its mouth, and begins frantically playing with it. the video has no audio. end vd]

[cute-animals-only]

peekaboo -

[rodrickheffeley]

this generation is so sick and twisted

[cattinytoebeans]

yeah but the vibe is good

[elora-lane-deactivated20230429]

Dood I will blast this playlist. I hope it goes viral.

[mothsplaining]

when dogs are scary smart

over the last several months, we have been implementing a protocol to eliminate karybelle the sheltie’s barking surrounding her mealtimes. we have accomplished this by initially introducing an alternate activity during prep time (stuffed kong) and religiously giving her a time out gated in the yard if she stops that activity to bark, thus delaying her dinner until she’s quiet. this has been extremely successful; she’s gone from barking literally 100+ times during meal prep to barking 0 times, and only occasionally slips up. the behavior she has chosen to replace her meal-prep-screaming (after all, that energy has to go somewhere) is frantically - but silently - running circles around the coffee table to finally slam into a perfect down-stay as her bowl is set down.

this evening as the food was coming out, karybelle seamlessly slipped into her silent circling routine. except after a couple of reps, she abruptly changed course, yeeted herself out the dog door, barked once, and immediately jumped back in to resume her circling.

if that isn’t a demonstration of crystal clear understanding of criteria, i...don’t know what is lmao

[tchaikovskaya]

literally the canine version of this