Don't mind me :)

she/her 18+

[cryptotheism]

I'm working with the Catholic Church to bring Christ to sports betting apps

[cryptotheism]

Use my promo code and join Draftkingofkings

[calledoutpost-deactivated202103]

found the killer post again bc i lost it

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[iraffiruse]

[furaffinity]

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

[stargh0st-deactivated20131025]

wwhat the fuck….

[tubaplaysmatt]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

[smimon]

Here’s the second image again since it somehow disappeared in reblogs

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

For those who needed to hear it today

[growingsucculents]

Legs

[sweetchimera-art]

escape

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

[5weekdays]

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

[5weekdays]

[5weekdays]

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

[5weekdays]

[flareonfloof]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[fatfangs]

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

[clownamoeba]

whole house mad 😭

[despazito]

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[totalspiffage]

what this fandom needs

more f/f

[totalspiffage]

What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[ckret2]

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

[cutecipher]

two things doctors know:

leave patient alone in a room for 6 hours

incorrectly file paperwork

[hellallamerican]

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured