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antoniosbanderas

“I shall be delighted to join you, Colonel” Sense and Sensibility (1995) dir. Ang Lee

hedgehog-moss

Look at Pandolf’s scary crocodile face as he approaches this tiny kitten!

It looks like he’s going to devour her!!

But he just wants

to pull on her tail gently to attract her attention.

rogers-carter

Oh, I still can't believe what he said about you.

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

dwellerinthelibrary

A satirical papyrus showing a lady mouse being served wine by a cat while another cat dresses her hair, a third cares for her baby, and a fourth fans her. The mice have hilarious huge, round ears.

Where: Egyptian Museum Cairo

When: New Kingdom

thecorefather

frog chair

katsukizu

Okay I- 😭

frogs

oh-mother-of-darkness

Fun fact: Jesus died a Capricorn and came back an Aries, ain’t that fun?

Anon? Hey, Anon? This is by far the funniest fucking ask I have ever received

ruinedchildhood

whileatsea

(At the Athens Fine Arts School, 1957) by Dimitris Harissiadis

buzzkillbyrne

if anything, he knows his audience

popstarryeyed

okay but the context makes it even better:

(link)

versaceslut

seeing a text post you made on your dash but with your old url

spinner-of-yarns

Much Ado act 2 scene 3 + text posts

spicymemesociety

hotvampireadjacent

there’s a story in aesop’s fables, i think it is, about a human talking to a satyr or something. The satyr asks why the human is blowing on his hands during a snow storm and he says “to warm up” later inside the satyr asks the human why he’s blowing on the soup and the human says “to cool it down”

and the satyr has had enough and says “well I won’t have a guest that breaths cold air one moment and hot air the next” and tells the human to leave his house

hotvampireadjacent

derinthescarletpescatarian

- Haa is hot because your breath is warm from your lungblood

- Hoo is cold because, while the air is still warm, you’re blowing it at a greater pressure by blowing it through a smaller hole, and the effect of the windchill is greater than the effect of the slight warmth in the air

zeconster

That story always pissed me off, because while people generally interpret it as “don’t be double-tongued” or “avoid those who are inconstant”, my interpretation was “satyrs are FUCKING STUPID”.