MaddWitch

please don't boil me down into a single bio

[whysp]

[sexythembo]

Nobody is talking about the benefits of having a wizard bf, you get to steal his robe, everything has stars, moons and suns with little faces on it. The ominous fog that surrounds him as he disappears into the forest, bones littering the floor from owl pellets, old fashioned furniture, tapestries with unicorns on them, selling your first born to the fae, you get to steal his robe!

[sexythembo]

Nobody is talking about the benefits of having a wizard bf, you get to steal his robe, everything has stars, moons and suns with little faces on it. The ominous fog that surrounds him as he disappears into the forest, bones littering the floor from owl pellets, old fashioned furniture, tapestries with unicorns on them, selling your first born to the fae, you get to steal his robe!

[teenage-disillusion-blog]

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

[pleasetakemeoutofmybody]

My love for this post is unbelievable.

[rosieandthemoon]

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[spirit-of-science]

sleep study

ADHD medication

DBT

[headedoutleft]

vitamin D

go outside for an hour and observe birds

eat a snack

[trackerkitsune]

drink water

[ineffable-writer]

Maybe do these in reverse order

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Merry crisis

[falungongshow]

Merry chrysler

[maddwitch]

how dare you wish me a merry Chrysler when you KNOW my family celebrates the toyotathon

[everyday-cutephoto]

[prokopetz]

More favourite useless wizard archetypes:

Wizard who knows exactly four spells, and who suffers from the world's worst case of "when all you have is a hammer" syndrome

Wizard whose magic has predictable side effects that it somehow never occurs to them to take into account until after the fact

Wizard who could have done that at any time, but nobody asked

Wizard whose "magic" is mostly legerdemain, except for one specific, completely unhinged miraculous feat they can do for real

Wizard who's never tried this before, but the theory is sound

Wizard whose powers kind of suck, but who insists they're the greatest in the land, and you can't prove otherwise because you don't know any other wizards

Wizard who wishes to make it clear that they advised against this and will not be held responsible for the consequences

[qsycomplainsalot]

[mobilis-in-mobili]

*breathes deep breath* *slams reblog button*

[scorpionlafemme]

[dankxsinatra]

[dankxsinatra]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Story Idea: A minion for a an evil Overlord from a High Fantasy Real and a Goon working for Prohibition-Era Mafia Gangster got transported into each other's worlds.

They quickly acclimated to their respective situations and started serving their new bosses with gutso!

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Gangster Boss: Dat Rat Fink double-crossed me! ME! Why I oughta...

Minion: Prithee, milord, may I suggest boiling him in oil for this transgression?

Gangster Boss: Yer a sick fuck, Ferdinand. Love da way ya think!

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Goon: 'ey boss, I notice dat de Hero of Light and Providence gets supplies in dem towns on da way to yer liar on the regular. You want me to go over dere to dem shops and uh *winks and clicks tongue* convince them to close up shop?

Overlord, embers gleaming inside his dark helm: ....make it so, Robert.

[my-dailydreams]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the problem with being kind of unashamedly a weird guy is that its still kind of hurtful when people treat you like you’re weird. like yeah man I know you perceive me as very eccentric and an iconoclast but if you’re constantly reacting to me like I’ve grown two heads and said something totally insane every time I open my mouth. I uh. I am not gonna feel especially welcomed in your life. you know.

[sergal]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from swampGirl13 reading: I don't feel shame over my weirdness but for some reason other people decide to feel it for me /End ID]