this isn’t a twilight blog so I’m sure none of you care but since i can’t stop thinking about it, here’s some of the funniest moments from midnight sun
edward having to choke up the piece of pizza like a cat with a hairball
edward being the moody teenager of the family, complete with emmett’s big brother energy and esme’s clear favoritism towards her youngest
when he’s like “oh, i see. bella’s insane. i guess i’ll get her the best doctors then and visit her in the hospital often”
jasper and emmett acting as edward’s side mirrors when the actual mirrors fall off the stolen car
esme making edward mop the floor
edward going to bella’s house for the first time because he thinks a meteorite might kill her
carlisle forcing them to attend the funeral every time they fuck up and kill someone
finding out both charlie and renee have strange minds as well and edward just… never mentioned it?
emmett and jasper not letting edward play board games with them
this happens in twilight too, but bella asking about sex mere hours after their first kiss is still hilarious
edward preparing himself for bella to run screaming when he sparkles
edward’s victorian ass getting horny when he sees bella’s ankle for the first time at prom
smeyer feeling bullied enough to leave out the khaki skirt
